It would seem it was actually 2 minor fractures. One healed, so I stopped taping the toe, and then my foot started to hurt just above the toe. An X-ray later...
How did I cheat death and come away with just a twice broken toe you ask?
Simply, it was a dark and stormy night, I just had finished burning the bodies of some chimp zombies I had just vanquished (you always burn them, just to be sure) when I was traveling down some treacherous stairs. I must have had chimps brains on my foot as I slipped and my foot went down toe first.
Honest