Hell Kitty

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Hi, Send me money plz.

I'll do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want.

Now smile and think of Christmas.

I'll throw YOU off!

Hmmm, did that seem aggressive or erotic to you?

When you are lying in bed, about to drift off to sleep, think of me teabagging you.

Sweet dreams, pixies!

*bursts into tears*

Actually, I'm saying you make me poop.

As a fan of the comic, I mean graphic novel, it pretty much caused a geekgasm, but I can't imagine it would be anything but odd to someone not familiar with the source material. You should get yourself a copy. It's fab.

But it's only 5:42 PM. What do you think I am, an old lady?

DN?

Don't write cheques your ass can't cash.

Everything about me is fake. My very existence is a lie.

Get well soon, pixies!

Grease yourself up and then call me in the morning.

I can't keep up with you kids today. Are you asking me to physically assault you, because if you are I'm cool with that.

I got a monthly trial with GTA, so yes.

I have no secrets, I am an open magazine.

I just noticed I am 10 whole years older than pixies. Now I feel old, but mentally I am a child so I guess it all evens out.

I love that avatar, it's so damn cute.

I really should stop that, one of these days it'll fall off.

I'm going to see Watchmen today. You know you've ruined it for me, right?

I'm of the opinion that girls are, in fact, awesome. More awesome than boys, I cannot say, because I am not a scientist. Though I guess it depends on which ones you are referring to. And I'm trying to repress those memories thank you very much.

I'm pretty terrified.

I'm sure you'll look very pretty in it. And it's liquorice, filthy American.

In the scene where we had thrice the blue wang, my heart was with you, pixies.