I believe the new NFL standing is that you must talk about football every 5 years to debunk 'weenie status'. Since you are in a gray area, NFL reccomends that you run 10 Hail Mary's, and do an over the shoulder spike in the end zone, follwed by a funky chicken dance.
IMHO, this ritual could either absolve or add to the dreaded 'weenie status'.
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