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Baley

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Everything posted by Baley

  1. Pig Destroyer - Hyperviolet
  2. They ban you for that, dontcha know? Pixies - Cecilia Ann
  3. My char The_Crimson_Pecker__Errol_.pdf Now with arrows The_Crimson_Pecker__Errol1_.pdf
  4. 11. Damien So the beast resides in me Deep down I always knew I never really did fit in So diverse from all of you Let him who understands Know the number of the beast It's a number of a man A number just for me As the boy becomes a man Father's minions pave the way Set in motion now, Armageddon, Final conflict, end of days I embrace the hounds of hell And the power they oblige For the task that lies ahead The Nazarene I'll crucify They'll see the raptures of our kingdom They'll see the truth to mankind I'll show what hell truly is The monotony of their lives When the Jews return to Zion And a comet fills the sky The Holy Roman Empire rises And you and I must die From the eternal sea he rises Creating armies on either shore Turning man against his brother Till man exists no more Now Disciples of the Watch See your Prince of Darkness rise Through famine and destruction The Four Horsemen at my side I demand a victory, I demand a sacrifice Or spend all eternity In the flaccid gut of Christ! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
  5. Thanks Eldar, I'm gonna work on the character. So, we start in 7.30 hours?
  6. Fine by me, Kris Kristofferson - To Beat The Devil
  7. Since I'm a complete and utter ignoramus, could you explain to me the nature of the character templates? I mean the ones that go : Celestial Half Celestial Fiendish Half Fiendish Saint And then could you give me some bard tips? I'm curious about a couple of things: - What instruments do they usually play? - Some actual dwarven settlements? - Could one build a fully non-combat bard? Thank you.
  8. Kenny Rogers - The Gambler Damn you, Meta!
  9. Okay, I just read about that on wikipedia and it sounds awesome, but he's no Juan Brujo. 16 Horsepower - Alone and Forsaken Great Cover. I love this band, I really do.
  10. I like to laugh at people who like The White Stripes. But only when I'm drunk. Kaada & Mike Patton - Pens
  11. Like bad sex. Get it? I miss Lou.
  12. I was gonna make a bad joke to humiliate your Finnish ass about how you're talking in this gaagaa-googoo derivate of English, but then I decided that I'd be tougher than you by just admitting my flaws and opening up my heart.
  13. John Coltrane - Psalm (Recorded at the Festival Mondial du Jazz Antibes) I will personally butcher the first pissant to insult jazz in one of my threads. No Cause I'm a coward. But I'll go all emo on your ass. It's funny how easily I break my own rules and show how much of a ****ing hypocrite I am, groovy.
  14. Don't die on me, bitches!! I mean felicitous salutations. Really. I love you all. I lied. I'm a horrible person, I know. Happy birthday? Is it too late? Have I lost the internet again? This is like the third time this month.
  15. Oh man, Kum, he's a what? That has to be one of the greatest insults I've ever heard, you ****ing win the internet man, oh man, I'm snickering all over. ****ing fantastic! It's not like he didn't deserve being called that, but perhaps you should delete the post? The mods here are kinda righteous these days.
  16. The Crimson Pecker is a Turbonegro-style Bard, as a child he was discovered near the Dwarven Citadel of Mount Creolette, they soon realised he was no ordinary baby, his phallus both astonishing and enchanting the maidens of that rather dull encampment, but Errol, that's what his name used to be, wanted more, he wanted adventure, sex, laughs, wild guitars, experiences potent enough to shatter the cemented souls that dwell inside even the woefullest of dwarfs. A bit of a recluse as a child, mainly due to him being well over 5 feet tall as a result of his human blood, unfortunately the dwarfs tardily understood the boy suffered from a most daunting affliction, namely that of being born out of a human mother and father. But that is the past, as he aged he was more than dwarf enough to satisfy the maidens and houseboys. Errol painted his hair jet black, fashionably spiked it up, shaved all the tedious body hair and embarked on the greatest journey of his life, sword in hand, dressed in the oiliest of leather. ............................................................................ At what hour is tomorrow session? Or better yet, in how many hours does it start?
  17. I just need to find someone to play Lovage to. [/emo] Tupac - Brenda's Got a Baby Subhumans - Waste Of Breath Charlie Parker - Billie's Bounce
  18. Her band's called Elysian Fields, but I've never heard them myself. http://www.elysianmusic.com Jennifer Charles
  19. Uncle Tupelo - No Depression
  20. You guys are just old and mean. Igor Stravinsky - Dialogue Between Kashchei and Prince Ivan Ephel Duath - Vector Second Movement Lovage - Sex (I'm A)
  21. Oh fine, we must obey our Swedish overlords, I guess. I'm gonna play something less pretentious like God Speed You! Black Emperor. I lied, it's actually playing 16 Horsepower's version of Bad Moon Rising.
  22. *beats Baley wih the stick of pretentiousness* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does listening to Japanese hardcore punk ameliorate my condition?
  23. Gauze - Issyoku Sokuhatu Japanese Hardcore! ) My playlist is one big gay party.
  24. Dmitri Shostakovich - Violin Concerto No. 1 (David Oistrakh!) And now my randomly assembled playlist has chosen to play: Pixies - Nimrod's Son " In my motorcycle mirror I think about the life I've led And how my soul's been aking all the holes where I have bled My image spoke to me, yes to me and often said "You are the son of incestuous union" "
  25. Los Olvidados Neo-realism, bitches. Watch it. Karins ansikte Married...with Children ep 30, or Christmas with the Bundys! ) D'you know that Ed O'Neill is a practitionerof Ju Jitsu, having studied with the Gracie family themselves?

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