Draken

I would normally snub a newbie, but since you're called Chupacabra ("Chupathingy...I like it...got a ring to it..."), I'll let you go. Welcome. Reporter, eh? Sounds good. I'm in.

You'll learn to like, boy.

Have I seen the Hoff? That's how I see the Hoff.

That's awesome, Brian. The cape would've made him a fop. Same with a shirt/robe. He's so bad ass, he doesn't even need a shirt. Shirts are beneath him.

I don't think he especially likes me (because of my attitude towards noobs), but I respect him nonetheless. He's a good guy, very kind and helpful, but not afraid to lay down the law it's needed. That's a plus in my book. In a cruel twist of irony, Fio'll be the one to close this thread if it gets too spammy.

Zapp makes good snoo-snoo.

Dude, that chick's a dude!

Ha. Vice City was a funny game. Some of those VCPD guests were hilarious, especially when the nudist was shot. "Oh my God! There's blood and pubic hair everywhere!"

Oh come on...more cowbell! But yeah, I personally didn't find the joke offensive, and wouldn't have took it as far as pixies did, but if someone did find it offensive, we can't really say they're too sensitive or hypocritical. People have different tastes, and so we shouldn't force them to have our own sense of humor. Anyways, I stand by the name Lance Daiquiri as the new lead. C'mon! It has so much potential!

So far we've played (or rather, you guys have played) as a drunk, loose-cannon vigilante, a 'straight as they come' detective, and a suburbian white boy trying to make his way through this crazy world, and "experimenting" with fruits along the way. What's next, pixies? Ken Thunder? Lance Daiquiri? (sorry, I really like that name...Lance...Daiquiri...) Or maybe even a woman cop who has to struggle to respected in an all male workplace?

HERESY IS DEATH!

I love LS/DS choices in roleplaying games! ^_^

Le gasp! Ken Thunder must be the bad boy rebel who plays by his own rules!

Sorry to interrupt your introduction, Pixies, but something here doesn't fit. Upon further contemplation, I have come to a valid conclusion concerning the amount of necrophilia in the new story. Now, Pixies himself said that Art Van Craft was not to be the same drunk loose cannon that was Carl Martini. But would a detective like Art conduct necrophilia? I think not. So, continuing my theory, I must say that the idea of a straight cop conducting the act of defiling a deceased person or persons is highly improbable, impossible, and implausible. Therefore, the only understandable option is for the drunk, loose cannon, vigilante character, the late Carl Martini, to arise from the grave as a zombie and engage in sexual acts with other animated zombies or just corpses. These could include Carl's two deceased roomates, or the other woman he wanted to get down to business with. I rest my case.

I watched Team America again. Dirka dirka, muhummad jihad.

Excellent!

Just a suggestion.

Will Art have a street smart fish-outta-water bumbling rookie sidekick called Pablo Mendez, who provides sarcastic remarks in times of stress an is always messing up the detective's carefully thought out plans, which causes Art to say, "Mendeeeeeez!" and shake his fist?

I haven't drunk that before.

Vinny Vodka.

Scotch Ontherocks?

What will the new lead character's name be? Lance Daiquiri?

I agree. Sig points are too obvious, and not really delving into the person's personality. "Good signature" doesn't say much about character, now does it?

I made a 3 average! Yeeeaaahhh boyyyeee! My god, Kor! It's like you've known me all my life! I appreciate 'exotic dancer'...'stripper' sounds too redneck nowadays. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I remember that line...I believe Jaguars gave me a thumbs up emoticon, which is saying something. Hot women? Where?!?