Bryy Posted April 30, 2014 Author Posted April 30, 2014 DC has been on a dark and gritty kick for about ten years. It's depressing.
Oerwinde Posted April 30, 2014 Posted April 30, 2014 They need to lighten it up and get a Shazam/Captain Marvel movie out. Its Superman meets Harry Potter. Its a goddamned license to print money. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Bryy Posted April 30, 2014 Author Posted April 30, 2014 They did a Shazam short. It was dark as hell.
Oerwinde Posted April 30, 2014 Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Could have been worse. Could have been an adaption of Trials of Shazam (Not that Trials of Shazam was bad, just really dark) Edited April 30, 2014 by Oerwinde The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Bryy Posted May 1, 2014 Author Posted May 1, 2014 They tried cramming Shazam's origin story into a ten minute short while at the same time making it a Superman short.
Oerwinde Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 Return of Black Adam was 20 minutes. It was longer than all the others, which was why it got its own release. I actually thought it was really good, but I would prefer a stand-alone full length Shazam one without Supes. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Bryy Posted May 1, 2014 Author Posted May 1, 2014 Anyone going to LRRCon in Seattle next weekend? Loading Ready Run's con that they are putting on for funding their Kickstarter?
Orogun01 Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 Bump for politeness' sake 1 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Bryy Posted May 21, 2014 Author Posted May 21, 2014 I completely forgot why I asked you to - no, wait, I remember. Update 83, if my math is correct, should be coming out the week of, if not Preview Night of SDCC. Jolly fun way to start convention week, I should say!
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 They did a Shazam short. It was dark as hell. A dark Shazam story? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Oerwinde Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 They did a Shazam short. It was dark as hell. A dark Shazam story? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Check out the Trials of Shazam. Its straight up gory. Superman/Shazam: Return of Black Adam wasn't that dark, but was part of the Warner Premiere series of PG-13 shorts and features, so its definitely darker than anuthing on JL. Probably on par with JL:Doom. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Bryy Posted May 26, 2014 Author Posted May 26, 2014 They did a Shazam short. It was dark as hell. A dark Shazam story? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. The Kingdom Come version of Shazam was downright freaky.
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