April 30, 201411 yr Author DC has been on a dark and gritty kick for about ten years. It's depressing.
April 30, 201411 yr They need to lighten it up and get a Shazam/Captain Marvel movie out. Its Superman meets Harry Potter. Its a goddamned license to print money. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
April 30, 201411 yr Could have been worse. Could have been an adaption of Trials of Shazam (Not that Trials of Shazam was bad, just really dark) Edited April 30, 201411 yr by Oerwinde The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
May 1, 201411 yr Author They tried cramming Shazam's origin story into a ten minute short while at the same time making it a Superman short.
May 1, 201411 yr Return of Black Adam was 20 minutes. It was longer than all the others, which was why it got its own release. I actually thought it was really good, but I would prefer a stand-alone full length Shazam one without Supes. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
May 1, 201411 yr Author Anyone going to LRRCon in Seattle next weekend? Loading Ready Run's con that they are putting on for funding their Kickstarter?
May 21, 201411 yr Bump for politeness' sake I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
May 21, 201411 yr Author I completely forgot why I asked you to - no, wait, I remember. Update 83, if my math is correct, should be coming out the week of, if not Preview Night of SDCC. Jolly fun way to start convention week, I should say!
May 22, 201411 yr They did a Shazam short. It was dark as hell. A dark Shazam story? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
May 23, 201411 yr They did a Shazam short. It was dark as hell. A dark Shazam story? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Check out the Trials of Shazam. Its straight up gory. Superman/Shazam: Return of Black Adam wasn't that dark, but was part of the Warner Premiere series of PG-13 shorts and features, so its definitely darker than anuthing on JL. Probably on par with JL:Doom. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
May 26, 201411 yr Author They did a Shazam short. It was dark as hell. A dark Shazam story? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. The Kingdom Come version of Shazam was downright freaky.
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