Raithe Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I once escaped a fight in a Scottish chip shop by pretending to be a retard. Did you go full retard? Because you know.. You should never play Full Retard... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I once escaped a fight in a Scottish chip shop by pretending to be a retard. Oh come on, admit it you weren't pretending were you. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 The whole world is crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyDogMeat Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 I once escaped a fight in a Scottish chip shop by pretending to be a retard. You can't just leave it at that... details man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 Actually I tell a lie. I pretended to have just come out of hospital, and on drugs. You see the problem was I couldn't understand a single wword the lady behind the counter was saying and these three skinheads were looking increasingly moody. It was a crappy night in a ****ty town, and to be fair I'd have started a fight with me if I was them. So I thought fast and excused myself on grounds of being high as a kite. They were actually really nice at that point. Which is in a way even more Scottish than starting fights. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Guy on the train today had a swastika tatooed on his cheek. Looked around at everyone ominously. It's one way of always being able to secure plently of legroom I suppose. Something about him made me think he was more mental case than Nazi though. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 You say that as though the two were mutually incompatible! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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