Walsingham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Story A "Black Widow" suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year's Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early, according to Russian security sources. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 (edited) These people and their faulty cellphone detonators. sorry, what I meant to say was "good save" Edited January 29, 2011 by Orogun01 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyDogMeat Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 (edited) Story A "Black Widow" suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year's Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early, according to Russian security sources. There have been stories of failed suicide attempts since after 9-11. This, along with the old 'terrorists bomb didn't go off after shouting Allah Akbar!, and terrorist was then beaten to death by his would-be victims' are common myths. I'm hoping the story is true this time. Edited February 4, 2011 by GreasyDogMeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 5, 2011 Author Share Posted February 5, 2011 Well, accidental detonations are common, because you know, these are not rocket scientists making ...erm... rockets. However, it being a spam text is pure gravy. It's like the 21st century joining in the shoeing of these 16th century types. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 It being a spam message doing the whole "We wish our customers a happy new year" type of thing makes it really.. amusing. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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