October 18, 201015 yr I'm probably a real bastard for laughing at this story, but its just hard to imagine getting killed by a mountain goat. When you look at a picture of a mountain goat, they do have some pretty wicked horns. Has anyone ever been killed by a mountain goat before? This has to be a first...
October 18, 201015 yr I doubt it's the first time a guy's been killed by a goat. After all, those horns are designed to kill, and they kinda ripped the guy open. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
October 18, 201015 yr Some friends and I were joking about this earlier today. We weren't laughing at the dead guy, we were laughing at the fact that when we were in the mountains over the weekend we should've been worried about goats instead of bears. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
October 18, 201015 yr Those things are the scourges of petting zoos everywhere. You do not want to encroach on their territory or your thighs will pay for the trespass. We had a few in my hippie commune days. The dogs knew enough to give them a wide berth. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
October 19, 201015 yr Those things are the scourges of petting zoos everywhere. You do not want to encroach on their territory or your thighs will pay for the trespass. We had a few in my hippie commune days. The dogs knew enough to give them a wide berth. I KNEW it! You ARE a filthy hippy! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
October 19, 201015 yr The term is 'recovering hippie'. One day at a time... one day at a time. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
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