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Look at my horse - my horse is amazing. Give it a lick. Mmm - it tastes just like raisins. Have a stroke of its mane - it turns into a plane and then it turns back again when you tug on its winkie. Eww that's dirty. Do you think so? Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made. Sweet lemonade. Mmm - sweet lemonade. Sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade. Get on my horse, I'll take you around the universe and all the other places too. I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything. Shut up woman get on my horse!

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That was the worst thing I've ever seen.

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

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"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

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