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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_spor...ing/8161867.stm

 

It seems compressed muscles tire less easily and are more efficient. recent designs of swimsuits exploit this. So finally we know why superheroes wear those bodyformed wonders!

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That's for anti-criminal batmilk. To be given to deliquent babies.

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It also doesnt explain why everyone is so upset that swimmers are using modern technology. If the new swimsuits cost about as much as the old ones, why cant everyone just use them?

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Because with the new suits, the contest isn't based on your own hardware anymore. If someone was mad enough, s/he could probably have her suit modelled to fit over her body perfectly with laser mapping and CaT manufacture. The new suits create a very big advantage with lesser drag, muscle tightness, shark skin and other factors.

 

Sure the human factor is still important but its a case of wording of the law vs spirit of the law. If it was possible to add motors to an athletes body, would it be illegal or would it be just another piece of high tech? The argument is to err on the side of human than the side of technology.

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I think all swimmers should be forced to swim naked!

 

 

..and only allow females to compete.

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I am pretty sure all those comics would have sold a lot less if their female heroines all wore baggy jeans and loose fitting sweaters.

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How? Do you wish to imply that the target audiance of comics are teenager male part of the population (and has been targeting for a wider age range as the teenagers of old get old :()

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well, I'm just happy I got out of swimming before the sharkskin suits became major. I really don't liked the idea of putting pressure on the boys to go faster.

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well, I'm just happy I got out of swimming before the sharkskin suits became major. I really don't liked the idea of putting pressure on the boys to go faster.

 

Arent swimmers always pressured to go faster? Isnt that sort of the thing with the whole sport?

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Oh. I just naturally assumed that he, like all male swimmers nowadays, had had his genitals removed at an early age and replaced by carbon fibre hydroplanes in order to minimise water drag coefficient. How silly of me.

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Oh. I just naturally assumed that he, like all male swimmers nowadays, had had his genitals removed at an early age and replaced by carbon fibre hydroplanes in order to minimise water drag coefficient. How silly of me.

Nah, I was 16 when I quit, but before that if it got to the point where it wouldn't go down I'd just use it as a stabilizer.

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I wonder if piercings would be against regs?

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It wasn't at the level I was at, you were just looked down on because of the drag.

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