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Every first person game from now on should have this.

 

The Farcry 2 dude is one ice cold sob.

 

Good thing they cancelled the Halo movie they planned. Thats the one good thing that can happen to over-rated games.

 

Well, there's another one and this one will have Spielberg.

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Halo movie basically turned into District 9, actually.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Halo movie basically turned into District 9, actually.

 

 

Which we should be thankful for, its got excellent reviews across the board. A Halo film would have been a surefire railroad to a golden raspberry.

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The thread is getting a bit long. Continued here

 

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