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I was playing Fear 2 and there is a female officer by the name of Stokes involved. Now if human logic would apply to games, she and the main character Beckett would definently get something going. But I a sneaking suspicion that this will never happen, which is a shame. They could at the very least share an MRE together after having blown the villains to smithereens.

 

Did you beat fear 2 yet? You will eat your words

 

 

Yup, I beat it. No sex, no sharing of MRE's just

Dr Mongoloid shoots hawt chick, alma force pushes dr, fighty time followed by pregnant Alma making you feel her belly

Was that it?! Im not even sure you can call that an ending, more like a premature running-out-of-game.

 

And what the freck are you guys so grossed out about?

Edited by Kaftan Barlast

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted
I was playing Fear 2 and there is a female officer by the name of Stokes involved. Now if human logic would apply to games, she and the main character Beckett would definently get something going. But I a sneaking suspicion that this will never happen, which is a shame. They could at the very least share an MRE together after having blown the villains to smithereens.

 

Did you beat fear 2 yet? You will eat your words

 

 

Yup, I beat it. No sex, no sharing of MRE's just

Dr Mongoloid shoots hawt chick, alma force pushes dr, fighty time followed by pregnant Alma making you feel her belly

Was that it?! Im not even sure you can call that an ending, more like a premature running-out-of-game.

 

And what the freck are you guys so grossed out about?

 

 

The whole Alma rapes you bit. It doesn't help that she makes loud orgasm noises and looks like a corpse. And then you get to touch her creepy belly

 

 

If that doesn't gross you out then you are made of sterner stuff, good sir.

Posted
I was playing Fear 2 and there is a female officer by the name of Stokes involved. Now if human logic would apply to games, she and the main character Beckett would definently get something going. But I a sneaking suspicion that this will never happen, which is a shame. They could at the very least share an MRE together after having blown the villains to smithereens.

 

Did you beat fear 2 yet? You will eat your words

 

 

Yup, I beat it. No sex, no sharing of MRE's just

Dr Mongoloid shoots hawt chick, alma force pushes dr, fighty time followed by pregnant Alma making you feel her belly

Was that it?! Im not even sure you can call that an ending, more like a premature running-out-of-game.

 

And what the freck are you guys so grossed out about?

 

Yeah but it's implied that

you have necro-sex with alma and make her pregnant

but since she's already dead then yeah it is kinda gross

Posted

Dudes, that is SO not possible. Beckett still has his pants on when swishy-wooshy scary blur disapears.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted
Dudes, that is SO not possible. Beckett still has his pants on when swishy-wooshy scary blur disapears.

 

 

So you think it was immaculate conception and Alma was making sex noises during the final battle because she was just happy to see you?

 

Posted

No, I think that was just more gratuitous weirdness intended to spook and confuse the player. Kind of like when the dancing dwarf appears in Twin Peaks.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted
No, I think that was just more gratuitous weirdness intended to spook and confuse the player. Kind of like when the dancing dwarf appears in Twin Peaks.

 

 

So she isn't really pregnant/didn't rape you?

I guess there are different explanations, but that's what I got and what Wikipedia says.

Posted

TYou know what they say about sex: if you're not sure it happened, it didnt.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted (edited)
TYou know what they say about sex: if you're not sure it happened, it didnt.

 

 

But if the ugly zombie woman with whom you may have had sex is pregnant then that's a pretty big hint.

 

 

So whatever your opinion is, the majority seems to think that

you got her pregnant

 

 

EDIT:

They obviously couldn't show the sex happening because ESRB would have slapped AO on it faster than you can say "grab the paper bag"

Is it possible that you were so traumatized that you are in denial or just blocked that memory? :p

Edited by Purkake
Posted
It was very much sex to me, but I guess you won't be happy until a game lets you pull out your virtual slong and go through the actual boning procedure

 

 

If Id made the game, it would have ended with Beckett and Stokes floating alone on the sea in a liferaft full with champagne and russian caviar. SEXY TIME!!!

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted
It was very much sex to me, but I guess you won't be happy until a game lets you pull out your virtual slong and go through the actual boning procedure

 

 

If Id made the game, it would have ended with Beckett and Stokes floating alone on the sea in a liferaft full with champagne and russian caviar. SEXY TIME!!!

 

Nice, but it wouldn't be complete with zombie-Alma handing from the side/bottom ala FEAR 1. It would certainly kick more ass than the current FEAR 2 ending.

Posted
Dudes, that is SO not possible. Beckett still has his pants on when swishy-wooshy scary blur disapears.

 

Between this and the 'she's already dead so it's gross' I think I've figured out the ending to Fear 2.

"When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.

Posted
Dudes, that is SO not possible. Beckett still has his pants on when swishy-wooshy scary blur disapears.

 

Between this and the 'she's already dead so it's gross' I think I've figured out the ending to Fear 2.

 

Let the regretting begin!

Posted
Dudes, that is SO not possible. Beckett still has his pants on when swishy-wooshy scary blur disapears.

 

Between this and the 'she's already dead so it's gross' I think I've figured out the ending to Fear 2.

 

O RLY

Posted
Dudes, that is SO not possible. Beckett still has his pants on when swishy-wooshy scary blur disapears.

 

Between this and the 'she's already dead so it's gross' I think I've figured out the ending to Fear 2.

 

O RLY

 

 

Alma plays with kittens and everyone dances around a meadow full of dandelions!

 

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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