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Who or what will we be romancing? What will be the mental and emotional state of that which we romance, and how will sexing it up serve to repair the damage?

 

These are the things that matter.

OH GOD, WE'RE SURROUNDED BY CREATURES THAT WANT TO EITHER KILL US OR IMPREGNATE US WITH THEIR YOUNG, WHAT WILL WE DO?!?!?!

 

Sex. How YOU doin'?

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

You say that like it's a dirty word.

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Given my breakup with my ex I can come up with all sorts of supercute romance Ideas. Unfortunately the will all end with someone getting beaten to a pulp with a Blender.

 

-Farb

"Politicians. Little tin gods on wheels". -Rudyard Kipling. A European Fallout timeline? Dont mind if I do!

You still have fingers to type with? :ermm:

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Given my breakup with my ex I can come up with all sorts of supercute romance Ideas. Unfortunately the will all end with someone getting beaten to a pulp with a Blender.

 

-Farb

 

With a blender? Or in one?

Most of my game romance ideas sound like they might go over well with Farb! No blenders, of course, but I do enjoy my realism.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

My ex tried to kill me with an old fashion butcher knife. A blender? Now that is inventive. :verymad:

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

My exes just tend to leave me for my best friends. That's what I get for trying to be socially efficient!

 

Games need more romances like that. You romance a girl, who ends up running off with another constant companion right before the end boss, leaving you down two members and with a bitter taste in your mouth.

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

Hah, yeah that would be quite funny - in an emotional masochistic kinda way.

 

If you were then forced to fight the boss alone - and he then offered you a chance to destroy the world (and your former romance and friend) as a way to come to terms. Now that would be a good realistic ending!

Fortune favors the bald.

Hah, yeah that would be quite funny - in an emotional masochistic kinda way.

 

If you were then forced to fight the boss alone - and he then offered you a chance to destroy the world (and your former romance and friend) as a way to come to terms. Now that would be a good realistic ending!

You and me, Ros. You and me.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

Bah! The only 'romance' needed in an alien game is the face hugger variety. :verymad:

You still have fingers to type with? ;)

Two thumbs?

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I use my forehead or my... little head. :brows:

 

-Farb

 

*The honourable member is of course referring to the fact that he has a small cranium. And nothing else is implied. - Walsingham*

"Politicians. Little tin gods on wheels". -Rudyard Kipling. A European Fallout timeline? Dont mind if I do!

Bah! The only 'romance' needed in an alien game is the face hugger variety. :o

I must agree the....mouth of these face huggers is interestingly shaped, so to speak. Old Giger surely had let his wet dreams go wild while designing that little bastard.... and then sold it to Ridley Scott as something "functional". That's how canon really works.

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Considering it works in a relatively similar manner to a ****, I think it looking like a **** only makes too much sense.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

Yep, you said it.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

This thread makes me happy I have no exes.

When they all find out that they aren't the only ones you are romancing, you'll be praying for a blender ...

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