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I would like the cloth to be fine linnen canvas of a smooth but still firm texture, the colours should be subtle yet vibrant and should last a minimum of 40 years

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Let's just hope the cloth isn't buggy.

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I'd just like a nice full-sized and in-depth spiral bound manual with lots of tables. It should also have some empty lined pages in the back for notes. Maybe a cookie recipe in the back too.

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Cloth map = win!  :thumbsup:

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Now for the eternal question: Should we roll up our cloth maps, or fold them?

 

Will the philosphical debates never cease?

 

Clearly roll- what else could I hide sticks in to hit little children with? :(

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I like to fold mine up in the EXACT folds that it came in ... in a dust-proof enclosure ... no-one is allowed to damage it with the photons bouncing off their features onto it ... it must be kept pristine ...

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