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You guys and girls and pixies know the rules.

 

And START!

Ok, wait, let me make another entry.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Oh. Right, me too.

 

 

And how about a quote from the book: Ella Enchanted?

 

""I can't let you do this"

"Yes you can, or you don't get dinner tonight"

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Hahah I missed you guys...

 

You guys make me laff...

 

Ella Enchanted? She was hot on the cover if you noticed....

It's strange because the book happends to be sitting right next to me. And she is nothing but hot. Unless you are into 14 year old ugly girls.

 

...fugly girls.

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Fugly girls need lovin too. And I was six when I wrote that she was hot. Come on, get with the times.

Fugly girls need lovin too. And I was six when I wrote that she was hot. Come on, get with the times.

 

I was 6 when I wrote your mom was hot.

I was 7 when I wrote your mom was hot.

I was 8 when I wrote your mom was hot.

I was 9 when I wrote your mom was hot.

I was 10 when I wrote your mom was hot.

I was 11 when I wrote your mom was hot.

I was 12 when I wrote your mom was hot.

I was 13 When I wrote your mom was hot.

I was 14 when I wrote your mom was hot.

 

EDIT: I skipped 9 by accident.

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Attention Jaguars! Do you remember? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

 

And I HATE all of you! As of now!

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I made Bokishi's avatar what it is.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Hmmm well I want one like his. But better. And manlier.

Well, I picked out a few I had lying around the warehouse.

 

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Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I love you guys again.

 

Except you Krookie! Beverly Mantooth is a Saint!

Hmmm well I want one like his. But better. And manlier.

 

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It's like Bok's because it's a vampier. It's manlier because it's a WRESTLER VAMPIRE. Now love me!

 

 

...jerk.

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HAHA AWESOME! But what about a metrosexual vampire?

Well, here you go.

 

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"CLICK TO GO BIG"

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How dare you let such a quality thread go to the second page. Damn you.

You've succesfully exahsted the forums creativity.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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That's not all I exhausted, I was with this chick last night...

 

And what do you mean?

I mean sex, if you catch my meaning!

 

Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Oh I catch your meaning!, if you catch my meaning!

And by your meaning you mean bodily fluids.

 

Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?

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RIP

And thus, amidst the wailing and gnashing of teeth, amidst the cursing and rending of shirts, the lockdown descendeth and all was quiet for a time. Until such an age where rank spammers could walk free and stand as giants amongst lesser men. For right now, however, the axe falls.

Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

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