Fenghuang Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 It has come to my attention that only people with high IQs are allowed to post on the internet anymore. I'm not sure why this is as you'll soon kill the internet if you keep this policy, but I digress. Few years back a shrink tested me and my IQ was said to be at 168. Now that, plus my good looks, and being about twenty years younger than tarna, the previous winner of the internet, means I am staking my claim as king of the internet. Don't even try'n stop me Onur. P.S. I am sorry if this is nonsensical, or not as funny as I want it to be, but a friend had a seizure in my car earlier and I'm kind of strung out. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Does this mean I am the winner of the internet? Only if you superimpose your face over The Hoff in the undies gif, and then place it in your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 I don't have the mad GIF editing skillz. If someone would like to do this I wil totally put it in my sig. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Then you cannot win the internets. To be the winner of the internets, you must have mad GIF editing skills. It's in the rules: The winner must posses mad GIF editing skillz The winner must have a high IQ Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 You forgot rule 3, which is "Must be Hoff." Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 You forgot rule 3, which is "Must be Hoff." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...or Chuck or Fonzie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 (edited) Those aren't rules, they're exceptions! As in, being the Hoff provides opportunity to win teh internets. Should he not be competing (because he's singing in Germany naturally), other people are able to hold up the mantle. Hoff's Hoffness also lets him get in even if he didn't have a high IQ (which he does) as well as if he were lacking in mad GIF making skills (which he's not). Edited June 7, 2006 by alanschu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Maaaaaaannn, don't you even know, how ****ing popular I am? On the internet? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Are you Hoff, Fonzie, or Chuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Man, I am going to have to fight Lou for this. TWO MAN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE! RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 THUNDA DOME!!!! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 As long as none of you are Hoff/Chuck/Fonzie, you'll need to demonstrate your high IQs, as well as your mad GIF editing skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 It's a gif file, and I edited it a while ago for Calax. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Oooo. the first punch has been thrown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 How about some of this! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Bonus points for Fonzie. A two hit combo to start. Eru is on the ropes early. It's almost like he's sleeping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 No, sorry. You can't win. It's a well known fact that all candidates to winnar of teh intarwebs must become first e-celebrities, of at least a comparable category to that of goatse and tubgirl. That is why, despite the fact that my IQ is expressed in orders of magnitude of Graham's number, I can't win myself. Please, DON'T try to become the next Goatse, lest the universe collapse on itself! - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 You can't stop me baby! I'm on fire!!!! Not literally though, so don't worry. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Ha! Finally an excuse to post it! That had been lying dormant for a little too long for mine or the Hoff's liking... " [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Darth Launch jumps over the ropes while Pixies is haymakering Eru. She smashes him with a chair. Eru, sensing an ally, lets his guard down, and DL smacks him over the top ropes. It's pandemonium!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 She didn't make that animation herself. She also forgot that I am holder of the wild card. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I'm not getting involved in yours and Eru's little scuffle... it's beneath me and the almighty ANL... however, if I was involved we all know I would win due to my toe-related rage [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Agreed. She's just that extra that comes in and smacks everyone around to remind them of their place, then runs back into cheering fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 She wouldn't win anything. She's a girl. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 And that is why you weren't expecting anything and she smashed you in the back with a chair of animated Hoff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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