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Major Riiken to testify in the Vaklu treason trial

 

Coruscant billionaire wins Galactic Lottery, jackpot worth 84 million credits

 

Corellia named as vacation spot of the year

 

Galactic Series of Pazaak to begin tomorrow

 

Yuka Laka accused of rigging droids to explode, denies all allogations

 

Bith band Merry Mynock to play at Supreme Chancellor's inauguration

 

(and we're not even getting into the tabloid section yet LOL)

DAWUSS

 

 

Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
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Wannabe Galactic Overlord Malak: I don't like pudding!

 

Mysterious Stranger: Could he be Revan? "I dont give comments"

 

Slaughter at Manaan: Selkath population was murdered by crazed Mysterous Stranger

 

SLAUGHTER AT SITH ACADEMY! ONLY IN HOLONET!

Edited by Xard

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

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Endar Spire crashes on Taris: Initial investigation blames pilot error

 

Reports of Kraytt Dragon killing on Tatooine: No corpse found

 

Salvagers will found on Dantooine: Reports that a random jedi recieves inheritence

 

Kamino cloners arrested: Response to multiple Bastilas and Bao Durs sightings

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The Jedi Council refuses to act during the Mandalorian Wars:

"The Jedi Doom Us!"

 

After the battle at Malachor V:

"REVAN SAVES US!"

 

Jedi Civil War Begins:

"Revan Betrays Us"

 

Jedi Civil War ends (Revan is LS):

"REVAN SAVES US AGAIN!"

 

Revan leaves the Republic:

"Revan Screws Us" or "Revan Got Enough of Us"

Edited by Bulgarian Jedi

Нека Силата винаги бъде с теб!

 

I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own.

 

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.

John Lenon

 

This thread is a big "hey, f*** you!" to the humanity's intelligence.

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