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Walsingham

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I have this thing for large explosions and gunfire, it just makes me giggle with glee.

 

 

20mm Gatling cannon test firing

 

 

This video came very close to making me **** my pants, I had my stereo cranked up loud and I just.. wohooo! :))

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I disappear.. the ultimate escape from reality is being amongst total strangers.. a bus/trainstation, airport or any kind of very busy public place.. kind of like the waves I think, people come and go all the time and you feel like some kind of observer of human natur .. forgetting yourself for a brief moment in time..

I can't even describe how calm that makes me feel, just taking a dive in the ocean that is physical humanity..

 

or I sit under a tree using all my senes (except sight) to just feel/hear/smell everything around me, trying to expand myself and engulf the tree with my mind .. after a few hours you'll feel like one with it..

 

I do four things, depending on the available resources:

 

1) Go for a hard run. Lose myself in the pain. Clean out the old monoamines in the synapses.

 

2) Get a different perspective on things. By climbing up a tree, sitting on top of a cupboard and so on. I don't do this so often since I began running my own business. Yes, employees should be scared of you, but not THAT scared.

 

3) Lose myself in the way Rosbjerg describes.

 

4) In an absolute emergency I will sit down and eat two packets of cheap sausages. It is quite impossible to feel anything other than full of sawdust and grease.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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