Deraldin Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 (edited) Rick Mercer's Liberal Leadership Kit. Only $1000! From the auction: Looking for a new challenge? Why not become leader of the Liberal Party? It is possible with the Rick Mercer Report Liberal leadership kit. Kit includes: * Fifteen minute consultation/conference call with the RMR writing staff to craft your campaign message. (Staff includes three high school dropouts and a U of T commerce major. Photo not to scale.) * The use of our colour printer for photos and such. Ink cartridge is running low on magenta. That should be enough to put you in charge of what was, until recently, a major Canadian political party. So take the plunge and become Liberal leader. Edited March 8, 2006 by Deraldin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Have they tried some rabid anti-Bush thing? Usually running your platform on how the other guy sucks is wildly successful. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 by the power of a million exploding suns you must give this to me! Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 If this is anything like the Gun Registry Startup kit the bids should go up to the millions by the time the auction is over... http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Already over $15k ... that's almost real money, isn't it ..? " OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 wonder what the gun cheney used would go for.. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 This one... DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Almost 23k! http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 My my my, that sure is a nice gun you have there, big guy. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada. You broke your toe? "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada. You broke your toe? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1. Think of the positive press we'll get in the Muslim papers! 2. I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I keep telling people that we should just blow up the island. Once the stump is underwater then no one has any claim on the island. That'll keep those filthy danes off our turf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 2. I did. My commiserations. Day 16ish:... Wow. I don't know about you guys, but I just lost twelve days. I'd better go check my medication. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I keep telling people that we should just blow up the island. Once the stump is underwater then no one has any claim on the island. That'll keep those filthy danes off our turf. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blow it up, we just want the oilz that lurks below somewhere. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I keep telling people that we should just blow up the island. Once the stump is underwater then no one has any claim on the island. That'll keep those filthy danes off our turf. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blow it up, we just want the oilz that lurks below somewhere. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fine. Win me that auction and I'll give you drilling rights. Of course since you are drilling in our territory I'll have to take 75% of all oil you pump out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 You guys really should just build a Thunder Dome on the thing, then have each country selects their 5 best guys (in Canadas case, those that we havn't assimilated), and just have a tourney to see who gets it. Two men enter, one country leaves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I keep telling people that we should just blow up the island. Once the stump is underwater then no one has any claim on the island. That'll keep those filthy danes off our turf. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blow it up, we just want the oilz that lurks below somewhere. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fine. Win me that auction and I'll give you drilling rights. Of course since you are drilling in our territory I'll have to take 75% of all oil you pump out... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Since I by default never read the fine print , this sounds like a swell deal. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 (edited) Fine. Win me that auction and I'll give you drilling rights. Of course since you are drilling in our territory I'll have to take 75% of all oil you pump out... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Since I by default never read the fine print , this sounds like a swell deal. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good. Now if you will just initial here ___, here ___ and here ___ and then sign here___________, and here___________. " EDIT: It's almost up to $25 000 now. Edited March 8, 2006 by Deraldin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 ya'll oughtta let me do it. imagine the fallout. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 (edited) ya'll oughtta let me do it. imagine the fallout. taks <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Um... hell no? " We don't need that much fallout. Edited March 8, 2006 by Deraldin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm adding something to my platform. Canada should, no, Canada NEEDS to get nukes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigboy2 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Have they tried some rabid anti-Bush thing? Usually running your platform on how the other guy sucks is wildly successful. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Everyone's doing it. "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 In other news the auction has hit $16,000,000Cdn. <_< I was hoping for serious bids. I wanted to see the winner's campaign message on the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Um... hell no? " We don't need that much fallout. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you have to admit, it would be... interesting! really, if you want social liberalism, i'd be all over it. you'd just have to put up with my hard core capitalist based everything else. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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