Rick Mercer's Liberal Leadership Kit. Only $1000!

 

From the auction:

 

Looking for a new challenge? Why not become leader of the Liberal Party? It is possible with the Rick Mercer Report Liberal leadership kit.

 

Kit includes:

 

* Fifteen minute consultation/conference call with the RMR writing staff to craft your campaign message. (Staff includes three high school dropouts and a U of T commerce major. Photo not to scale.)

* The use of our colour printer for photos and such. Ink cartridge is running low on magenta.

 

That should be enough to put you in charge of what was, until recently, a major Canadian political party. So take the plunge and become Liberal leader.

Edited March 8, 200619 yr by Deraldin

Have they tried some rabid anti-Bush thing? Usually running your platform on how the other guy sucks is wildly successful.

by the power of a million exploding suns you must give this to me!

If this is anything like the Gun Registry Startup kit the bids should go up to the millions by the time the auction is over...

Already over $15k ... that's almost real money, isn't it ..? "

wonder what the gun cheney used would go for..

This one...

 

Almost 23k!

My my my, that sure is a nice gun you have there, big guy.

I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about.

I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about.

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War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada.

 

You broke your toe?

I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about.

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War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada.

 

You broke your toe?

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1. Think of the positive press we'll get in the Muslim papers!

 

2. I did.

I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about.

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War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada.

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I keep telling people that we should just blow up the island. Once the stump is underwater then no one has any claim on the island. That'll keep those filthy danes off our turf.

2. I did.

My commiserations.

Day 16ish:...

Wow. I don't know about you guys, but I just lost twelve days. I'd better go check my medication.

I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about.

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War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada.

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I keep telling people that we should just blow up the island. Once the stump is underwater then no one has any claim on the island. That'll keep those filthy danes off our turf.

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Blow it up, we just want the oilz that lurks below somewhere.

I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about.

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War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada.

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I keep telling people that we should just blow up the island. Once the stump is underwater then no one has any claim on the island. That'll keep those filthy danes off our turf.

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Blow it up, we just want the oilz that lurks below somewhere.

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Fine. Win me that auction and I'll give you drilling rights.

Of course since you are drilling in our territory I'll have to take 75% of all oil you pump out...

You guys really should just build a Thunder Dome on the thing, then have each country selects their 5 best guys (in Canadas case, those that we havn't assimilated), and just have a tourney to see who gets it.

 

Two men enter, one country leaves!

I'm going to win and run on a campaign based entirely on getting those islands everyone is always bitching about.

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War with Denmark will be a sure-fire vote-winner in Canada.

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I keep telling people that we should just blow up the island. Once the stump is underwater then no one has any claim on the island. That'll keep those filthy danes off our turf.

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Blow it up, we just want the oilz that lurks below somewhere.

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Fine. Win me that auction and I'll give you drilling rights.

Of course since you are drilling in our territory I'll have to take 75% of all oil you pump out...

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Since I by default never read the fine print , this sounds like a swell deal.

Fine. Win me that auction and I'll give you drilling rights.

Of course since you are drilling in our territory I'll have to take 75% of all oil you pump out...

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Since I by default never read the fine print , this sounds like a swell deal.

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Good.

 

Now if you will just initial here ___, here ___ and here ___ and then sign here___________, and here___________. "

 

EDIT: It's almost up to $25 000 now.

Edited March 8, 200619 yr by Deraldin

ya'll oughtta let me do it.

 

imagine the fallout.

 

taks

ya'll oughtta let me do it.

 

imagine the fallout.

 

taks

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Um... hell no? "

 

We don't need that much fallout.

Edited March 8, 200619 yr by Deraldin

I'm adding something to my platform. Canada should, no, Canada NEEDS to get nukes.

Have they tried some rabid anti-Bush thing?  Usually running your platform on how the other guy sucks is wildly successful.

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Everyone's doing it.

In other news the auction has hit $16,000,000Cdn. <_< I was hoping for serious bids. I wanted to see the winner's campaign message on the show.

Um... hell no? "

 

We don't need that much fallout.

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you have to admit, it would be... interesting!

 

really, if you want social liberalism, i'd be all over it. you'd just have to put up with my hard core capitalist based everything else.

 

taks