December 14, 200520 yr I'd like to wish Mr. Barlast a "Happy Birthday" Here's my present for you Kaftan: :D [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
December 14, 200520 yr The state of Finland wishes well to Kaftatine on this fine day and will temporarily lift it's trade blockade. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
December 14, 200520 yr I'll be the better person and wish you a happy birthday even though you missed my birthday four days ago. " Have a good one! :D Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
December 14, 200520 yr Alright, a birthday! This beers for you! (tips it for a moment) Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
December 14, 200520 yr Happy 26th birthday, you gender-switching otaku. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_14 Edited December 14, 200520 yr by Mothman
December 14, 200520 yr Just for the record Kaftan doesn't switch genders. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
December 14, 200520 yr The jehovah's witness in me wants to tell you you're putting yourself before god. But the atheist in me wants to send you a stripper and a san pedro cactus. We'll see who wins out. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
December 14, 200520 yr Just for the record Kaftan doesn't switch genders. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *ahem* Old joke. BTW, that Hoff pic is a little disturbing. Please accept this much better and more accurate picture. Edited December 14, 200520 yr by Mothman
December 14, 200520 yr It's not an old joke, but an old misconception. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
December 14, 200520 yr A Darkside no le gusta cuando los gentes hablan en las idiomas extranjeras. Ella es muy grunon. Edited December 14, 200520 yr by Mothman
December 14, 200520 yr well she could take some lessons! learn to speak something other than english! Fortune favors the bald.
December 14, 200520 yr Happy Birthday... ...Here's hoping it's your last [drinks Gin] "If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman.
December 14, 200520 yr Creepy... Ahem, Happy B-Day, Kafty. Edited December 14, 200520 yr by LoneWolf16 I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
December 14, 200520 yr Hurra hurra hurra! ^_^ DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
December 14, 200520 yr My dearest ladies and gentlemen! It is an honour to be congratulated on my 25th birthday by such prominent and outstanding people such as yourselves. I especially wish to thank Miss Launch, who orchestrated this magnifiscient celebration. I have spent the evening in unending celebration that included christmas ham, sausages, salmon, mako, two different kinds of pat Edited December 14, 200520 yr by Kaftan Barlast DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
December 14, 200520 yr Well, Kaftan, turning 25 is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You approach it slowly, you end up in bed and then you finally get the goods. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
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