December 7, 200520 yr A game designer from Ubisoft's Montreal studio has come up with a new idea for a DS game that's aimed at teaching us all about how ladies work. Heather Kelley came up with the concept for the Game Design Challenge competition held at this year's Montreal Games Summit. The game, which is titled Lapis, is billed as "A magical pet adventure... And stealthy primer on female sexual pleasure." It works like this: you play with cute little bunnies on the DS's touch-screen - stroking, scratching and tickling them and so on. You can also use the microphone to talk and sing to the rabbits, and blow on their fur. If you do it right and give the bunnies enough "magical energy", they will start flying. "The way you play with the bunnies in order to win is patterned after the VARIETY of female sexual response," explained Kelley. "This is the overall pattern but it can I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
December 7, 200520 yr The plot thickens? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
December 7, 200520 yr I Life is like a clam. Years of filtering crap then some bastard cracks you open and scrapes you into its damned mouth, end of story. - Steven Erikson
December 7, 200520 yr and there will be 10 y/o little kids playing this game... you girls got us guys trained. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
December 7, 200520 yr Author and there will be 10 y/o little kids playing this game... you girls got us guys trained. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They could use the game as a sort of entrance exam (thats an awful pun if you think about it...) I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
December 7, 200520 yr Author Read something funny on the Eurogamer forum. "If you want the male version play decathalon with an atari joystick". I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
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