"I would take a real but buggy CRPG over a polished but completely inane piece of dung like Morrowind any day of the week."

 

So true :D

...you can't sleep at night because you're mourning the lost ending (guilty)

 

...you actually consider writing fanfiction (guilty)

 

...you actually write fanfiction (not guilty)

 

...more than three of the conditions mentioned in this thread apply to you (guilty)

When your toddler walks up to your computer and points out races. "That's a Twi'lek! There's a Hutt! Look, an Ithorian!"

when you dream that you have constructed your own lightsaber (mine was orange)

 

when instead of talking about work you are talking about K2 (done it about 2 or three times)

when you start your conversation with: "statment:......"

When 1/3 of the files on your HD that are not an actual program are related to the game.