Here at the OFVDS, we pride ourselves on making perfect matches, the kind that can only be done by a human, no computers used here.  We add that personal touch, to ensure maximum satisfaction.

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He's not only the OFVDS head

 

He's also a client

You guys are not my type.  "

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You won't know until you try though. Don't be such a negative nancy.

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Didn't get it did you?

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No, I got it. You still will never nkow until you try, maybe you will find out that you do like guys.

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4.  I enjoy virtually every genre.  I am not particularly fond of gangsta rap, although I am willing to listen to it if other so desire.  My favorite genre is probably a mix of 80s rock, modern country, and some Gilbert and Sullivan. 80s rock is misleading, though, since it inlcudes rock, pop, alternative, and essentially a grab bag.

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There exists a genre as described? Gibert Western Glam Rock Sullivan?

Guys> recently yes. Then we broke up.

Female> Now

My brother did that to a girl once.

Guys> recently yes. Then we broke up. 

Female> Now 

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I think I have just the girl for you, now, it might seem a little strange, considering neither of you have given me a profile yet, but judging from the infromation I have, this is your current match:

 

 

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Guys> recently yes. Then we broke up. 

Female> Now 

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I think I have just the girl for you, now, it might seem a little strange, considering neither of you have given me a profile yet, but judging from the infromation I have, this is your current match:

 

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It's Bizarro-Launch!

Damn, why so many lesbians on the net?

IT'S A TRAP

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Yes it is. You're all getting a warning in your Christmas stockings . It's never too early to be thinking about what to give for Christmas.