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Who shot first?

Darth_Schmarth
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Oh, oh! now i see! Schmarthie comes back the same day a mysterious alt bumps his thread? Pshaw! <_<

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Yep. It's me. Now watch me deny it.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

And here I was already totally sure it wasn

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Well, Kirottu, don't fall into despair just yet; where's still waiting for me to come in and deny that I'm, well, me, which I'm not, since I'm, well, denying that me and my alt are one and the same.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

I

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Well, that's just my take on it. Wait until my other me comes along. Then you'll *probably* hear that I'm definitely not me.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Lies!

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I'm just trying to make a little lie ring a little true.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Would you mind getting the other you or...yourself back. I prefer that other you, if you don't mind. Not that I have anything against you, I just like you more.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I don't know when that other-me guy comes around again. I'm not me, after all, so I can't really control me. What's wrong with the good old Schmarthie-poo by the way? :devil:

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Oh, I meant that I prefer Schmartie-poo to that other you. Didn't you get it from the context? WHich one are you anyway? You or...you?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I'm... me. That other me isn't me and I've been denying it the whole time, ever since confirming that we're alts. Which we're not.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Why should I believe any of you?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Oh, you shouldn't. I know you aren't naive, so me and myself could easily be both one and the same and two and the like.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

I'll keep a modicum of doubt then. Towards both you.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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For what it's worth, I'm the good guy. The primary mystery remains inconveniently unsolved, however, namely who shot first?

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Schmarth must confront all his split personalities in the Fortress of Alts and regain his sanity to be whole again. Or was it claim after merging?

Spreading beauty with my katana.

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It's really a shame that my alt refuses to show up so we can sort this business. I blame the government.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

I just blame America by default. Haven't missed with that yet.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Who shot first? Batman!

I doubt that. Batman hates guns.

Except for the Bat-Grappling Hoook.

 

And the Bat-Shark Repellant.

 

:)

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That information is classified. You will be silenced.

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That's Bat-Sharkie Repellant.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

To be honest how likely are you to come across a bat-sharkie?

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