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If I ever write a science fiction novel, I'm going to pimp it here, you can believe it.

Sure you will. The question is, will you do it with that account?

 

:mellow:

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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If I ever write a science fiction novel, I'm going to pimp it here, you can believe it.

Sure you will. The question is, will you do it with that account?

 

:shifty:

 

The first time I tried to post a link to my book on Google, this guy asked me who my publisher was. So I told him it was Publish America. That's when he said I will need to "pimp" it extra hard. I cracked up laughing, 'cause I never heard that word "pimp" before, never knew what it meant - lol.

 

Now of course, I do.

 

About my new book just released in the US... It's a horror story set inside a miniature Earth starship leaving Earth for the first time, on a long voyage through the interstellar dark...

 

More on my publisher's site:

 

http://www.publishedauthors.net/aa_spaceagent/

 

A full review is here:

 

http://www.cybersylhet.com/modules.php?nam...file=abdul_ahad

 

Enjoy... :cool:

 

AA

E-mail: info"at"astroscience.org

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Posted

now is the time to come forth Meta .. if you wrote it I'l buy it ..

 

how can you pass such a chance??

Fortune favors the bald.

Posted

I cannot tell a lie ... ... but this is writing ... ... sounds like an interesting setting, though ... :thumbsup:"

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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Hey guys, come check out this awsome discount on Viagra!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Posted

Hey Meta, you can't do that! Ban!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Posted
Don't need to now, I have industrial strength assistance.

:)

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Posted

So this was all an elaborate ruse to hide that you wear glasses? :)"

 

 

 

FOUR-EYES!!! HAA-HAA!! *points*

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

What an odd, albeit wonderous reference. (w00t)

 

 

 

 

 

I've never, in all my life, heard of that cartoon...........and leave Meta to his... :"> ...business.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Posted

You're a geek.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Posted

Quiet, alt.

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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You could say that :D.

 

Jizzy (or Jodo), is somewhat a hero round these parts, in the way that he brought a little humor and flaming to all of our lives, his constant age-changing was his key downfall, methinks :o.

 

In other words, Jodo changed his birthdate from being effectively 13, to being something like 20 (i cant remember exactly), then to 18, then to no information.

 

Edit: Heron! :-

Edited by Petay
Posted
Who the fu*k is this jodo everybody is talking about ?:blink:  :blink:  :blink: ....is he somekind of urban legend on this forum or what :huh: , please explain :)

OMG! It's Jodo! :o

 

JODO!!! HAA-HAA!! *points*

 

:D

 

DL

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