kumquatq3 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Edit: All we get are polar bears and penguins. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fear the Scandinavian penguins. Especially in the matnig season, they (the males) will ambush unwary wanderers completely unseen and disappear just as suddenly, leaving noone the wiser. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Uh...you sir don't have a penguin problem You have a Ninja problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 (edited) Apparently I have to eat my words. Penguins are planting bombs under cars, cutting brake lines and/or escaping captivity via them Edited October 24, 2005 by kumquatq3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Yes, that would be our Ninja Penguins. Nasty critters. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 about language .. I always laugh when Swedes insult Danish .. you guys sound like castrated children with your highstrung "singing" .. I'll rather sound like a guy with a potato in his mouth than that! and Finns .. I don't know what evil experiment went wrong which created that "language" .. But it was surely meant to spread misery upon the world! your country motto should be "shh!!" Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Q: How do you recognise a Norwegian shrimp ? A: It will raise up, pound it's chest with it's fists and yell "I'm a lobster!" Ok ok... bad I know. Something does get lost in translation, especially if you are not Scandinavian “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 about language ..I always laugh when Swedes insult Danish .. you guys sound like castrated children with your highstrung "singing" .. I'll rather sound like a guy with a potato in his mouth than that! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We sing? I'd much rather sing than chew food while talking, but if you prefer the uncivilised way of speaking I guess we're both happy. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Am I ever going to find out which country is best??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Am I ever going to find out which country is best??????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Which is better a fart or a burp I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 about language ..I always laugh when Swedes insult Danish .. you guys sound like castrated children with your highstrung "singing" .. I'll rather sound like a guy with a potato in his mouth than that! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We sing? I'd much rather sing than chew food while talking, but if you prefer the uncivilised way of speaking I guess we're both happy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Girlymen. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I'm with Lucius on that one. Better sound like an Orc than the Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 But the Swedish Chef speaks gibberish. If the Danes sounds like Orcs, the obvious comparison for Swedish would be Elfish. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Girlymen. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So that's why you totally suck at hockey, you know, the real men's game. Danes are good at.. badminton.. and.. uh.. *draws blank* Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Danes are good at.. badminton.. and.. uh.. *draws blank* Lets see... major international football events won the last 20 years ? Sweden 0 Norway 0 Finland 0 Iceland 0 Faeroe Islands 0 (although they deserve half a point for beating Austria) Denmark 1 “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Girlymen. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought that was the French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Fifa rankings: 10. Sweden 14. Denmark 37. Norway 40. Finland Let's meet in the next World Cup of football, shall we?! Oh, wait.. I forgot. You have to make it there first! ) Not a wise move to bring up football, methinks.. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Not a wise move to bring up football, methinks.. Lets wait and see. If Sweden wins the World Cup, I'll eat my words here “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 This is why wars were invented to settle arguements about whose better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 (edited) Fifa rankings: 10. Sweden 14. Denmark 37. Norway 40. Finland Let's meet in the next World Cup of football, shall we?! Oh, wait.. I forgot. You have to make it there first! ) Not a wise move to bring up football, methinks.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Be mindful, we might not hand you a 2-2 the next time you need one. While I hate the fact that our national team took so long to get into gear this time, (S Edited October 25, 2005 by Lucius DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 This is why wars were invented to settle arguements about whose better Bah, Danish politicians are pathetic. Nobody wanted to bring in a war against Sweden into their last election campaign as a part of their agenda having more fun picking on the Canadians... “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Oh, the tiny spot of artic land fight? I spoke to some Swedes about that, they were ready to fight Canada with us... I can't help but think foul intentions. :ph34r: DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 none of the Scandinavian nations stand a chance in the WC anyway. <_< Nope. Except for Sweden of course (1 silver and 1 bronze so far) ) Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 (edited) Lol yeah okay, that 'silver' was some 50 years ago. But fair enough. Just saw that we actually won the European Championship in Sweden, didn't know that. Edited October 25, 2005 by Lucius DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 none of the Scandinavian nations stand a chance in the WC anyway. <_< Nope. Except for Sweden of course (1 silver and 1 bronze so far) ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's actually 1 silver and 2 bronze. Lol yeah okay, that 'silver' was some 50 years ago. But fair enough. Just saw that we actually won the European Championship in Sweden, didn't know that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What do you mean *'silver'*? It's not like we didn't deserve it, we had a really good team back then (and Gunnar Nordahl, record-holder for most goals in a season in Italy, wasn't even in the squad). I'd rather call Denmark's victory in Sweden in 1992 a 'gold'. You didn't even qualify, but just because a war broke out in Yugoslavia they weren't allowed entry. Then we were the only team to beat you in the tournament, so I guess we were better than the champions, mm? It was a small competition with only eight nations; anyone could win it with a little luck. To win a 32-team World Cup takes a lot of luck. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 The reason I said "'silver'" was because I couldn't remember if second and third placers recieves medals. And it was some 50 years ago after all. If that's all you have to hang on to, while trying to discredit OUR Championship, then you really are the pathetic son of a bitch you appear to be. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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