Skynet Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 I don't really like to start threads often, but I thought some of you might enjoy this. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/09/...reut/index.html "Who could blame Skynet? He's such a cute, innocent, steel-bolted robot." -Gauntlet
Krookie Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 Penguins are my favorite animal. I'm training an elite force of them to do my dirty work.
LoneWolf16 Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 Here's hoping they don't get too...rough. Otherwise, we'll soon be hearing of penguin chunks littering the country side. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Walsingham Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 The Falkland islanders recently requested that the British Army be allowed to put off dmeining in their area. they said that the minefields don't really bother them or endanger them (since they know to keep clear), and the demining teams are desperately needed elsewhere in the world. I think that was rather nice of them. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Darkside Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 'm training an elite force of them to do my dirty work. Please, your penguins can't possibly match the power of my Puffin Squad. Unless they're the Madagascar penguins...
Darth_Schmarth Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 If you wanna read about some bad mutha penguins, please feel free to browse this classic old nationalism-promoting thread: Darthie Schmarthie's Warmly Recommended Bad Mutha Penguins Thread (no penguins in aforementioned thread have come to harm, and they are also not for real) ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Walsingham Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 two words, Schmarth: opposable thumbs. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Darth_Schmarth Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 Opposable thumbs? I have a left-hand thumb in the middle of each hand, and I don't want to talk about it. In fact, let's never speak of this again. Oh dear, I just went through the thread and realised they'd brought it back to life only two weeks ago! Too bad there weren't any new bad mutha penguins added. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Walsingham Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 I reckon having two opposables on each hand would be good. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Darth_Schmarth Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 Yeah, that would totally own. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Atreides Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 Tanoshi desu ka? Spreading beauty with my katana.
Darth_Schmarth Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 Wakarimasen, fancy pants. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
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