September 29, 200520 yr I don't really like to start threads often, but I thought some of you might enjoy this. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/09/...reut/index.html "Who could blame Skynet? He's such a cute, innocent, steel-bolted robot." -Gauntlet
September 29, 200520 yr Penguins are my favorite animal. I'm training an elite force of them to do my dirty work.
September 29, 200520 yr Here's hoping they don't get too...rough. Otherwise, we'll soon be hearing of penguin chunks littering the country side. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
October 2, 200520 yr The Falkland islanders recently requested that the British Army be allowed to put off dmeining in their area. they said that the minefields don't really bother them or endanger them (since they know to keep clear), and the demining teams are desperately needed elsewhere in the world. I think that was rather nice of them. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
October 2, 200520 yr 'm training an elite force of them to do my dirty work. Please, your penguins can't possibly match the power of my Puffin Squad. Unless they're the Madagascar penguins...
October 2, 200520 yr If you wanna read about some bad mutha penguins, please feel free to browse this classic old nationalism-promoting thread: Darthie Schmarthie's Warmly Recommended Bad Mutha Penguins Thread (no penguins in aforementioned thread have come to harm, and they are also not for real) ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
October 2, 200520 yr two words, Schmarth: opposable thumbs. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
October 2, 200520 yr Opposable thumbs? I have a left-hand thumb in the middle of each hand, and I don't want to talk about it. In fact, let's never speak of this again. Oh dear, I just went through the thread and realised they'd brought it back to life only two weeks ago! Too bad there weren't any new bad mutha penguins added. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
October 2, 200520 yr I reckon having two opposables on each hand would be good. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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