thepixiesrock Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 It isn't a joke. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Guest GroinOfDespair Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 The unwashed cretin from Iowa who thinks that he is bitter has no place to comment on other's being funny. He is not bitter enough to be funny. Only I exist in the stinking quagmire of dystopian bowels enough to truly exist in black comedy. Visc is only bitter enough to be precisely unfunny.
EnderAndrew Posted September 12, 2005 Author Posted September 12, 2005 Guys, can you cut it out for a couple minutes? I do have actual work to do. That's why I haven't been posting as much as of late. I've been dealing with a massive inventory at work that I'd rather not do, but I have to do.
νisceris Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 Oh, I've got your inventory completed. 1 fap. 2 fap. 3 fap. 4 fap.
thepixiesrock Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 Tee hee, "fap". Thats the sound of sex. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Musopticon? Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 Sound of sex. Alone. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Guest GroinOfDespair Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 I am one giant Groin, but the Despair keeps me from engaging in such cromagnon activities as fapping. When one is face to face with the very ass end of the universe, the only fantasy I have is not of sexual release, but the release of my mortal coil that will let me slip in the painless release of the abyss.
EnderAndrew Posted September 12, 2005 Author Posted September 12, 2005 I seriously think he needs to see a doctor.
Guest GroinOfDespair Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 You just want to steal the free thoughts I have discovered. I see the truth for what it is. You think the haze ridden skyline mars your view, but you choose to ignorantly still believe the sky is blue. No, my perception is the one untainted, for I do perceive the taint! Your doctors only seek to repress me so that you main retain your putrid fantasies of well being.
νisceris Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 Can we get back to complaining about games? If you guys keep this up, I'll have to revert to my bunny state.
EnderAndrew Posted September 12, 2005 Author Posted September 12, 2005 Seriously, I'm trying to work here.
νisceris Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 Eru, I mean Volo, I mean Eru just likes to say masturbation and women in the same post.
Guest GroinOfDespair Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 For the record, I refuse to also change my avatar to that silly mockery of the Dark Lord Cthulu to make this easier on you. I can only hope the stories of Ryleh are true and that he can instill maddening horror so that I might escape the banality of this pathetic existance before he ends it.
Guest GroinOfDespair Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 Did you see how Ender refused to acknowledge me in his confession, or how Visc didn't mention me as one of his accounts? I am the unwanted stepbrother. People can not cope with the blistering honesty I bring. I need to put on a Morrisey album and go write some more poetry.
νisceris Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 I think one of my alteregos might be less than straight if you know what I mean. Morrisey?
EnderAndrew Posted September 12, 2005 Author Posted September 12, 2005 I'm not sure any of my alteregos are straight to be honest with you.
Guest 6 Foot Inνisible Rabbit Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 It gets even better.
EnderAndrew Posted September 12, 2005 Author Posted September 12, 2005 4 people at once. I hope someone got a screenshot!
Guest GroinOfDespair Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 The Borg? I want more creative people inside my head. You wonder why I rebel? It's because of these stupid schmucks!
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