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Well, he is from Bri...ehrmm lousy upbringing I bet.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

me and the guy I did it too reversed positions once.

 

Speaking of positions,what does DL get up to with 5 girls?

I have that niggling feeling that this is my fault. I posted that lewd yet completely fabricated anecdote about my sister as revenge for the evil prank she pulled on me last week and so I guess some people got the impression that they could be equally lewd about her too. I apologised to her and have promised that she can teach my child one swear word as a way of making it up to her. I'll let that comment slide for now, but if there's any more crassness directed at her in the future I'll e-kick your ass.

 

And to keep in the true spirit of this thread, enjoy your freedom kirottu.

Posted

me and the guy I did it too reversed positions once.

 

Speaking of positions,what does DL get up to with 5 girls?

I have that niggling feeling that this is my fault. I posted that lewd yet completely fabricated anecdote about my sister as revenge for the evil prank she pulled on me last week and so I guess some people got the impression that they could be equally lewd about her too. I apologised to her and have promised that she can teach my child one swear word as a way of making it up to her. I'll let that comment slide for now, but if there's any more crassness directed at her in the future I'll e-kick your ass.

 

And to keep in the true spirit of this thread, enjoy your freedom kirottu.

 

 

It's times like this I really wish my sister posted on the internets.

 

Totally awesome man. :sorcerer:

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"I'll let that comment slide for now, but if there's any more crassness directed at her in the future I'll e-kick your ass."

 

I understand what're you implying, but...e-kick? Threats throught the internet? :blink:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

Lo and behold my quivering! Withstand the tremble!

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

He'll kick you so hard you'll be burping burlap (or data as the case may be!)

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Posted
He'll kick you so hard you'll be burping burlap (or data as the case may be!)

Muahahaha!! :rolleyes: E-threats now is it? What happened to good old flaming? :) (Not that I'm encouraging it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. Whats Burlap?? :ph34r:

  • 1 month later...
Posted (edited)

I decided not to make new topic...

 

We had house warming party(or whatever you call it) yesterday and made great whatchacallit for it: 0.5L of vodka, 0.5L strawberry liqueur, 3L of sprite and strawberries in big glass bowl. We also made my friends laptop to karaoke machine for that evening. Apparently the party was bit too succesful since after everyone else had left and my roommate had gone to his room to sleep I was left with two women. After couple of cds and couple of episodes of Rurouni Kenshin my stuffies had competedly owned woman number two. I

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Posted

I'd yay for you, but Rurouni Kenshin was so tactless, man.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

Thanks. Some of my fate in humanity is restored.

 

No, onko ideoita jatkosta? Vai olitteko kaikki niin tilliss

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

You didnt even make out with any of them? That would have only have been proper conduct in this perticular social context.

 

 

 

...they didnt to that thing where they stick your fingers in your armpits real hard to "tickle" you? That just nasty when they do that, plain awful. Feels like having your lungs gouged out

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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No, onko ideoita jatkosta? Vai olitteko kaikki niin tilliss

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Posted (edited)

Tickling notwithstanding, I have to agree with Kafty.

 

 

Oh, and may Yog-Sototh's thousand puss-filled mouths smile over you.

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

I've so heard that excuse before.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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