Celebrity shark bait.

[Darth Sirius]

Well tonight in England there is a program on called (you've guessed it) celebrity shark bait, and that got me thinking, which celebrity would you throw to the sharks, with a little deviation from the actual program i.e. no cage

 

I think mine would be Jamie Oliver, that fool of a mockney really gets my goat, just seeing him flapping those massive lips about on TV.

 

Alwight guvner <whack!>

[Illunder]

Pete Doherty (not sure if I spelled his last name right....oh well).

[Musopticon?]

Our president for being such a wimp. Show some spine ffs.

 

 

Illunder gets 15 points for having a Pratchett-quote in his sig.

[Darth Sirius]

Well this thread seems to have gone down like the titanic (w00t) Oh well you can't win them all, I suppose I should give it time, but I'm impatient damn it!

 

And Ainsley Harriet gets on my nerves too, I must just have a deep seeded vendetta against celebrity chefs! (w00t)

[LoneWolf16]

If he could be considered a celebrity...I'd say Jack Thompson...or maybe some other right-wing psychopath, bent on annihilating all traces of fun in the world...

[Darth Launch]

I'd throw Natalie Portman to the sharks... <_<

 

DL

[Musopticon?]

That's the spirit. :D

[EnderAndrew]

I'd throw Natalie Portman to the sharks... <_<

 

DL

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What's your problem with Natalie Portman?

[Darth Sirius]

I'd throw Natalie Portman to the sharks... <_<

 

DL

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<sticks a grey triangle on his back and hums jaws theme>

 

<Shouts>

 

"I'm a shark! I'm a shark!"

 

[Darth Launch]

What's your problem with Natalie Portman?

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Did you see this movie by any chance? Plus, she's totally overrated

 

DL

[kumquatq3]

Jessica Simpson

[Darth Sirius]

What's your problem with Natalie Portman?

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Did you see this movie by any chance? Plus, she's totally overrated

 

DL

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Thats like blaming the hammer when an idiot hits you with it! "

[Darkside]

Paris Hilton. Must. Die.

 

I wouldn't throw Jacko to the sharks even if he does count. I'd rather kill him myself.

[Cantousent]

Natalie Portman didn't look particularly appealing in Ep 3. On the other hand, she was a little hottie in Ep 2.

 

At any rate, she's not a great actor, but she makes do, I suppose.

 

Jessica Simpson, however, I would gladly never see again. She's not very pretty. She's far too convincing in her role as vacuous female. She's over exposed in every sense of the word. Plus I just don't much care for her.

[Darth Launch]

Thats like blaming the hammer when an idiot hits you with it! "

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Not at all... I'm not the type of person to do that

 

Every scene she was in made me wish she got lightsabered... and to be almost completely controversial but honest here, I didn't even rate her performance in Leon

 

DL

[Dark Moth]

Michael Moore! And that **** Britney Spears with him!

[Baley]

I'd throw Natalie Portman to the sharks... <_<

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I concur.

[Darth Launch]

Michael Moore!  And that **** Britney Spears with him!

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What's wrong with Michael Moore?

 

DL

[kumquatq3]

I'd throw Natalie Portman to the sharks... <_<

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I concur.

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nahhhhh

 

plus there isn't any meat on her. The sharks wouldn't bother.

 

 

I mean, even if you don't like her as an actor, she's not over exposed, and she a smart cookie. Harvard graduate, I think. Or Yale or something.

 

Anyways, at least wait till we see how V for Vendetta turns out.

[Darth Sirius]

Thats like blaming the hammer when an idiot hits you with it! "

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Not at all... I'm not the type of person to do that

 

Every scene she was in made me wish she got lightsabered... and to be almost completely controversial but honest here, I didn't even rate her performance in Leon

 

DL

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!!! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 peace, calm

[Cantousent]

Michael Moore!  And that **** Britney Spears with him!

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What's wrong with Michael Moore?

 

DL

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Nothing. If you want an entertaining liar who lacks all credibility, no-one beats Michael Moore. He's definitely someone you want arguing for the other side in a political debate.

 

Seriously, Democracies run best with an informed and conscientious electorate. Michael Moore believes the ends justify the means, but those means call for the spread of nothing less than actual lies. In the end, the means are quite destructive. Mr. Moore's cure is worse than the illness he seeks to treat.

[Dark Moth]

Michael Moore!  And that **** Britney Spears with him!

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What's wrong with Michael Moore?

 

DL

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Oh, nothing much...just that he's a phony, a hack, a liar, and a terrorist sympathizer. And he's fat, to boot.

[Calax]

I'd toss the entire right wing, just for fun.

[Darth Launch]

Nothing.  If you want an entertaining liar who lacks all credibility, no-one beats Michael Moore.  He's definitely someone you want arguing for the other side in a political debate.

 

Seriously, Democracies run best with an informed and conscientious electorate.  Michael Moore believes the ends justify the means, but those means call for the spread of nothing less than actual lies.  In the end, the means are quite destructive.  Mr. Moore's cure is worse than the illness he seeks to treat.

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I totally agree... I just don't understand why people take him so seriously... he's an entertainer like the rest of them

 

So, Michael Moore and a side order of Natalie Portman, anyone? :D

 

DL

[Baley]

And he's fat, to boot.

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Eat the fatties!