Darth Sirius Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Well tonight in England there is a program on called (you've guessed it) celebrity shark bait, and that got me thinking, which celebrity would you throw to the sharks, with a little deviation from the actual program i.e. no cage I think mine would be Jamie Oliver, that fool of a mockney really gets my goat, just seeing him flapping those massive lips about on TV. Alwight guvner <whack!> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illunder Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Pete Doherty (not sure if I spelled his last name right....oh well). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Our president for being such a wimp. Show some spine ffs. Illunder gets 15 points for having a Pratchett-quote in his sig. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sirius Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 Well this thread seems to have gone down like the titanic (w00t) Oh well you can't win them all, I suppose I should give it time, but I'm impatient damn it! And Ainsley Harriet gets on my nerves too, I must just have a deep seeded vendetta against celebrity chefs! (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 If he could be considered a celebrity...I'd say Jack Thompson...or maybe some other right-wing psychopath, bent on annihilating all traces of fun in the world... I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 I'd throw Natalie Portman to the sharks... <_< DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 That's the spirit. :D kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 I'd throw Natalie Portman to the sharks... <_< DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's your problem with Natalie Portman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sirius Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 I'd throw Natalie Portman to the sharks... <_< DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <sticks a grey triangle on his back and hums jaws theme> <Shouts> "I'm a shark! I'm a shark!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 What's your problem with Natalie Portman? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you see this movie by any chance? Plus, she's totally overrated DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Jessica Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sirius Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 What's your problem with Natalie Portman? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did you see this movie by any chance? Plus, she's totally overrated DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats like blaming the hammer when an idiot hits you with it! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Paris Hilton. Must. Die. I wouldn't throw Jacko to the sharks even if he does count. I'd rather kill him myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Natalie Portman didn't look particularly appealing in Ep 3. On the other hand, she was a little hottie in Ep 2. At any rate, she's not a great actor, but she makes do, I suppose. Jessica Simpson, however, I would gladly never see again. She's not very pretty. She's far too convincing in her role as vacuous female. She's over exposed in every sense of the word. Plus I just don't much care for her. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Thats like blaming the hammer when an idiot hits you with it! " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not at all... I'm not the type of person to do that Every scene she was in made me wish she got lightsabered... and to be almost completely controversial but honest here, I didn't even rate her performance in Leon DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Michael Moore! And that **** Britney Spears with him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 I'd throw Natalie Portman to the sharks... <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I concur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Michael Moore! And that **** Britney Spears with him! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's wrong with Michael Moore? DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 I'd throw Natalie Portman to the sharks... <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I concur. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nahhhhh plus there isn't any meat on her. The sharks wouldn't bother. I mean, even if you don't like her as an actor, she's not over exposed, and she a smart cookie. Harvard graduate, I think. Or Yale or something. Anyways, at least wait till we see how V for Vendetta turns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sirius Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 Thats like blaming the hammer when an idiot hits you with it! " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not at all... I'm not the type of person to do that Every scene she was in made me wish she got lightsabered... and to be almost completely controversial but honest here, I didn't even rate her performance in Leon DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> !!! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 peace, calm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Michael Moore! And that **** Britney Spears with him! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's wrong with Michael Moore? DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nothing. If you want an entertaining liar who lacks all credibility, no-one beats Michael Moore. He's definitely someone you want arguing for the other side in a political debate. Seriously, Democracies run best with an informed and conscientious electorate. Michael Moore believes the ends justify the means, but those means call for the spread of nothing less than actual lies. In the end, the means are quite destructive. Mr. Moore's cure is worse than the illness he seeks to treat. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Michael Moore! And that **** Britney Spears with him! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's wrong with Michael Moore? DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, nothing much...just that he's a phony, a hack, a liar, and a terrorist sympathizer. And he's fat, to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 I'd toss the entire right wing, just for fun. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Nothing. If you want an entertaining liar who lacks all credibility, no-one beats Michael Moore. He's definitely someone you want arguing for the other side in a political debate. Seriously, Democracies run best with an informed and conscientious electorate. Michael Moore believes the ends justify the means, but those means call for the spread of nothing less than actual lies. In the end, the means are quite destructive. Mr. Moore's cure is worse than the illness he seeks to treat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I totally agree... I just don't understand why people take him so seriously... he's an entertainer like the rest of them So, Michael Moore and a side order of Natalie Portman, anyone? :D DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 And he's fat, to boot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eat the fatties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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