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Call me when he can see in color.

Yaw devs, Yaw!!! (

Call you? Why, are you planning on popping out an eyeball? :blink:

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

Call you? Why, are you planning on popping out an eyeball?  :blink:

Actually once they can make eyes better than the ones I was born with, yes provided I can afford it and provided I won't look like a freak.

Yaw devs, Yaw!!! (

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Actually once they can make eyes better than the ones I was born with, yes provided I can afford it and provided I won't look like a freak.

The Sunglasses Hut of Tommorow...

 

Weiser : "Hi, I'm looking to exchange these old fashioned eyes for something, you know - a little more trendy."

 

Clerk : "Sure thing. Can we interest you in...

 

...visors?

 

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...or ocular implants?"

 

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:p

 

Take it off. Please.

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

He's got his eye on you, Steve. :D

 

Or is he pointing at you, I'm not sure ...

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Wonder how he found out he could do that.

I took this job because I thought you were just a legend. Just a story. A story to scare little kids. But you're the real deal. The demon who dares to challenge God.

So what the hell do you want? Don't seem to me like you're out to make this stinkin' world a better place. Why you gotta kill all my men? Why you gotta kill me?

Nothing personal. It's just revenge.

Gee thanks Meta, I was just in the process of eating my oh so well deserved drive-in Big Mac. :-

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Wonder how he found out he could do that.

I think he's had too much candy.

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Call you? Why, are you planning on popping out an eyeball?  :shifty:

Actually once they can make eyes better than the ones I was born with, yes provided I can afford it and provided I won't look like a freak.

 

 

Actually, so do I, only mine would have to have an additional prerequisite, they would have to be able to record sights, I also want aural enhancements that can record sounds.

 

This is mostly because I know a couple of people that will rely on my memory whenever it agrees with them, but whenever it disagrees they don't.

Wonder how he found out he could do that.

 

:*

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Just started digging, and then one day he saw the end of his finger ...

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I think it more likely that he was just fiddling about with photoshop one day, and all of a sudden his finger was in his eye. :*"

Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!

You tell Steve that so he can get to sleep tonight ...

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Damn Meta - you've been spending way too much time on rotten.com. :p

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I hadn't been there since university (they had pictures of Bikers after the gang massacres), and then I suddenly remembered it when the thread popped up the other day ...

 

 

... Still, it backs up Kaftan's earlier anecdote about :p eyes

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Bukkake eyes? :p

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Ya had to be there, Mus?

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I hadn't been there since university (they had pictures of Bikers after the gang massacres), and then I suddenly remembered it when the thread popped up the other day ...

 

 

... Still, it backs up Kaftan's earlier anecdote about :p eyes

Then how do you explain the "ass pop" in the other thread, hmm? :wub:

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When I started combing it the other day, I did it like any other OCD doing a level grind ... here's another evil one ...

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Oh, if anyone is still wondering where in War of the Worlds-remake was a pedo-tentacle rape scene(from another thread you all probably saw), there wasn't. One can endangers himself to bad inflence when one reads too many forums. Like TTLG.

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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... here's another evil one ...

I clicked on the link...and there was no picture - but links to the pictures! :huh:

 

Don't you know what that means?! Links to linked pictures...good god man, I'm afraid to look. Someone tell me it's safe. :'(

 

 

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Also: On the subject of eye-swapping, if it's going to be done, it should be done how it is in Minority Report - that is, in some illegal grungy backwater ratlab of a clinic. :D

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It's safe enough. Nothing disturbing. Well, nothing disturbing when one knows most of the obscure terms we use here on the fora. :huh:

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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