Draken Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 Welcome to the Star Forge Sung to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle (duh) Welcome to the Star Forge, We got droids 'n' Sith, We got everything you hate, We even got some Bith, We are the people that can harness, All this dark energy, If you got some power,cower, Cuz we got a Sith disease! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees, I wanna watch you bleed! Welcome to the Star Forge, We'll corrupt you in a day, If you want it you're gonna bleed, But it's the price you pay! And you're a very foolish Jedi, That's very hard to kill, You can save Bas-til-a, But I really doubt you will! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Hear my, my, my dark Force Scream! I, I wanna hear you scream! Welcome to the Star Forge, You get strong here everyday, Ya learn ta live like a Sith Lord, In the Star Forge where we play! And you got to hunger for what you see, You'll have it eventually, You can have all the strength you want, But you better not take it from me! Guitar Solo And when you've fallen so far, you, Never want to come back, come back, come back,come back, come back.. YEAH! Guitar Solo You know where you are? You're in the Star Forge Jedi! You're gonna diiiiiiieeeeee! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Hear my, my, my dark Force Scream! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Watch it bring you to your- IT'S GONNA BRING YOU DOWN!!! YEAH!!!!!!!! Anyway, now that you've read my boredom, post your's! Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Draken Posted June 3, 2005 Author Posted June 3, 2005 ....Well then! I'll take it that you don't like song parodies? If so, I wont post anymore, unless I have the time! (I do) Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Draken Posted June 3, 2005 Author Posted June 3, 2005 Hurt that nasty Jedi, Sith Boy Sung to the tune of "Play that Funky Music, White Boy" Yeah now I was a good, strong Jedi... hanging in the Jedi Tem-ple! I never had no problems, yeah, not using the Force to hurt or kill! And everything around me, yeah Had got to stop to acting so blissed.... And I decided quickly, yes I did To hurry down and check out the Sith! Yeah they was Killin' and hurtin' and maiming' stupid Jedi, And just when, I got scared, somebody turned around and shouted Hurt that nasty Jedi, Sith Boy, Hurt that nasty Jedi right... Hurt that nasty Jedi, Sith Boy, Take out your saber, and hurt that nasty Jedi till he dies! Till he dies , oh till he dies! Spoken ( Gonna hurt that nasty Jedi, yeah.. ) --- Guitar Solo --- Now at first it wasn't easy Changin to a Sith Lord in my mind! And things were getting scary, I thought I'd have to leave it behind! But now I'm so much stronger, I'm killing Jedi in every way! But I'll never lose that power When I learned my lesson that day When they were..... Killin' and hurtin' and maiming' stupid Jedi, And just when, I got scared, somebody turned around and shouted Hurt that nasty Jedi, Sith Boy, Hurt that nasty Jedi right... Hurt that nasty Jedi, Sith Boy, Take out your saber, and hurt that nasty Jedi till he dies! Till he dies , oh till he dies! They shouted hurt that nasty Jedi, Hurt that nasty Jedi, Hurt that nasty Jedi, Gotta keep on hurtin' nasty Jedi, Hurt that nasty Jedi.... ( Fade ) Heheh. This is fun! Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Draken Posted June 4, 2005 Author Posted June 4, 2005 500 Jedi Sung to the tune of 500 Miles.( Some Sith singing to his Master) When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith who is to work for you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith that searches tombs for you. If I fail, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith who failed a job for you. And if I kill them, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith who's killed them all foryou. But I would kill 500 Jedi. And I would kill 500 more. Just to be the Sith who killed 1000 Jedi To be in the Sith lore. When I'm killing, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the Sith who's killing all for you. And when the credits comes in for the kills I'll do I'll pass almost every credit on to you. When I come back, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith who comes back right to you And if I become a, yes become a Master I'm gonna be the Master who's killing the "great" you. But I would kill 500 Jedi And I would kill 500 more Just to be the Sith who killed 1000 Jedi To be in Sith lore. When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith whose lonely without you When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream about the time when I killed you. But I would kill 500 Jedi And I would kill 500 more Just to be the Sith who killed 1000 Jedi To be in Sith lo-o-o-re. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
11XHooah Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 Dude, these are pretty good. The welcome to the jungle parody is great At least your spending your spare time creatively. War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. --John Stewart Mill-- "Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns." --Black Hawk Down-- MySpace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=44500195
metadigital Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 Dude, these are pretty good. The welcome to the jungle parody is great At least your spending your spare time creatively. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... If a little disturbingly. Good, creative stuff. I wonder if Dark Side Energy is the same as Dark Energy? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Draken Posted June 4, 2005 Author Posted June 4, 2005 Hey thanks guys. Even if a little...disturbing and wrong, It's fun to make em'. In fact, I'm going to post some more! Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Meshugger Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 Someone, anyone, record "Welcome to the StarForge" and post it on this forum. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Draken Posted June 4, 2005 Author Posted June 4, 2005 Someone, anyone, record "Welcome to the StarForge" and post it on this forum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heheheh, that would be sweet. But don't look at me, I couln't sing if my life depended on it. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Meshugger Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 Me neither, unless you count "growl" as singing. Any Axl Rose wannabees at the forum? (With Adobe Premiere and/or other studio equipment?) "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Draken Posted June 4, 2005 Author Posted June 4, 2005 I guess no one wants to sing. Crying shame... Anyway, I'm going to do another horribly, horribly, wrong parody, but I need a song. Any suggestions? Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
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