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http://www.skjaldesang.dk/estrato.php?Page=vissang&sid=99

 

If anyone here has at least a small understanding of norwegian/icelandic, might they help me to understand this song? I'm not asking for a full translation, word to word or anything, but just a general idea of what's happening in the text. I understand it's some kind of a war chant or something, but with my non-existant language skills that's pretty much it.

 

I appreciate it.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Roland has 3 brothers that ride to battle and three that remains at home. Then he recieves message that his brothers have fallen in battle and he rides off to avenge them. He blows a horn, goes bersekr and kills everyone but rides home sad at the fact that no matter how the battle goes, death is always the winner.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Sounds very merry. Thanks Kaftan!

 

Have a free cat :ermm:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I'm pretty sure that's Danish, by the way, being one myself.

 

Although Norwegian can be dangerously close to Danish at times, I could be wrong. :-

DENMARK!

 

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I didn't want to claim that it was, and face the shame had it been Norwegian in an old form or something. >_<

DENMARK!

 

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Well, is my summary of its content correct then, you Danish bastards?

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Pretty much, you sick swede, although he doesn't return home in sadness; "syg i sinde" is "sick in the mind", so basically, when you're done fighting, you get somewhat disturbed. (that's what I make of it, anyhow)

 

I guess the telling is quite new, or did they know about post traumatic stress disorder back then? ^_^

DENMARK!

 

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They have to eat their mushrooms before they go Berserker!!!!!

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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I hear they put it into the mead. I have an aquintance who tried it, but he said the sideffects were too nasty for it to be any good.

 

 

Once they took shrooms in the dorm and they were so awe-struck by the "magical" blue wallpaper in the shower room that they spent several hours in there.

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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We used to get mushrooms all the time out of my friends grandmother's fields. The best way to take them is to boiling them into tea. Its gross, but alot better then eating them

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Mushrooms aren't bad if you know what to eat with them. Beer hasn't been a good example in my experience. Root Beer, on the other hand, makes zoomers a little more palatable. And a really sweet orange juice like Sunny D works too... :shifty:

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I was going to delete this thread after getting the answer, but I see there's discussion now. Be my guest.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Aw the mods will shut us down anyway...the downside to mushrooms is that they are all not created alike. Two grams one time, five the next, then back to one. Not that I'm complaining or do a lot of drugs... :shifty:

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Heh. If they didn't shut that "let's up our postcounts just because" thread, I think we're safe.

 

Mushroom omelette. :shifty:

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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never tried mushrooms though .. although I hear they can have an interesting effect!  :)o:)

Well, naturally. After all, these are magic mushrooms...quite literally. :cat:"

 

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Also: Enough with the yapping and get on with the Scandinavian War already! :p

Heck, being the nice guy I am, I'll help get you guys started:

 

 

A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette. It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and covered his cigarette so he could continue smoking. Now the Dane was wondering what it was because his cigarette was drenched and he couldn't smoke it anymore. He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. "They're called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there." The Dane went off to the pharmacy and asked for some condoms. The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. The Dane thought for a while and then replied: "Ones that fit a camel."

 

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A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small island. A Cannibal tribe lived on the island, and they emprisoned the three men. The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. First they asked the Norwegian. The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. The cannibals went to find the wife. After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a canoe out of his skin. The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. He got his cigarette. After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a canoe. Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. He started to punch holes into himself, and yelled: "YOU WON'T MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME!"

 

 

:D

 

(Now FIGHT damnit! :) )

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Romania can resist the power of your punny viking nations :thumbsup: ...don't know bout the US tho :wub:"

Hmm... I smell an opportunity there o:)"

 

Scandinavian vikings were the first european settlers in north America. Perhaps we should file a lawsuit and demand the outstanding rent from the current squatters residing on our valuable coastland on the US east cost :cool:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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