I think we need more suicide bombers.  ME FIRST!! AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful,

 

Calm down brother Killzig the Zion Slayer and Ronald Repressor of the Hebrews. There will be plenty of opportunities for such behavior. [Moderators: Please keep in mind that I do not condone such conduct; Islam forbids it] Please refrain from discussing such things on an open forum; Mossad is known to scan the internet for such talk. Seeing how this company is founded by people who follow the religion of Zion, Mossad and Obsidian definately go hand-and-hand.

 

Allah Akhbar!

damnit, i got lost on the way to sbarro's.

damnit, i got lost on the way to sbarro's.

ROMMEL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD I READ YOUR BOOK

DAMNIT, DON'T BLOW MY COVER I'm SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. ADOLF WILL BE SO PISSED OFF AT ME IF HE FINDS OUT!

DAMNIT, DON'T BLOW MY COVER I'm SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. ADOLF WILL BE SO PISSED OFF AT ME IF HE FINDS OUT!

Don't be worried. He'll challenge you to a pokemon duel (project delaware is a pokemon game btw) but you have mad skillz and you'll win. Then it'll be like morrowind and you = guildmaster of Reich, so you run around and kill vampires and get kicked out of guild for giving initiates prison handshakes

 

This man pwns me at pokemon. Plus, he drank my last root beer.

HIM?! Not even Subedei, Pyrrhus, Alexander, Augustus, Scipio, Patton, Napoleon, and you combined could defeat him in a pokebattle!!

Zukov might stand a chance but he's also got the benefit of the harsh russian winter.

True, but HE WHOM I SHALL NOT NAME has enough blubber to run through Siberia naked in the winter, so that nullifies Zukov's advantage.

DON'T SAY THAT!!

 

You'll incur the wrath of this man...

 

THAT IS MY WIFE AND YOU WILL TREAT HER WITH RESPECT!

WHAT? i thought this was your wife...

 

Yes. As a mormon, I'm married to both of them.

Entertaining thread, nonetheless.

Yes. As a mormon, I'm married to both of them.

you magnificent bastard. I'll buy the first one off of you, how much?

2000 USD, but I keep the kids.

2000 USD, but I keep the kids.

 

Okay, okay. Five hundred.

Okay, okay. Five hundred.

now we're talking! I'll make sure to mail out the cashier's check this afternoon!

 

OMG He's cheating on you!

Good deal! As a token of my good will you can have my five year old son Andy. Feed him to your dog or something.

Ray... I don't care. I have other wives. Chris was getting boring, anyway.

In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful,

 

Moderators, get to work and lock this thread.

 

God willing!

^^:haksthumbsup: I agree

 

People like Killian really derailed it.

^^:haksthumbsup: I agree

 

People like Killian really derailed it.

Ronald, get a life. This thread was dead when it was first posted.