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If you could score a date with one of the following monsters, you would choose...  

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  1. 1. If you could score a date with one of the following monsters, you would choose...

    • Hutt
      3
    • Mynoc
      4
    • Bantha
      4
    • Rancor
      6
    • Pit of Sarlac
      4


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Posted

I'm way too superficial to see any beauty in those creatures. But a female Twi'lek on the other hand...

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Posted

Well...

 

I thought that female Rodian with the pinkish skin, Geeda, was kind of interesting. But I'd much rather focus on my own species, with the possible exception of a hot Twi'lek girl if I'm desperate...

Posted

OH COME ON! You cannot let the Mynoc go to prom night alone!

Give the little sucker a chance: I was told they are very good kissers!

For god's sake, even the Pit of Sarlac managed to get a date. Don't you have any lonely friends you could set the Mynoc up with?

Posted
But a female Twi'lek on the other hand...

 

....has monstrously huge thighs and a fugly face combined with tentacles sticking out of her head.

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

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