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You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master

 

:ermm:

"There is a 98% probability that the little sand person wants your help to find the rest of his little kin"

 

"And the other 2%?"

 

"The sand person is looking for trouble and should be blasted"

Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!

HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...

Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...

HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...

Revan: I survive. Somehow.

HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

 

:D

Geez--What a GREAT Character!!! Soooo many good lines!

 

HK-47 talking to GOTO the first time:

 

"What do you want, FAT one?" (Heh Heh)

 

The whole HK-47 incredulous/angry at being "upgraded" by HK-50, an inferior copy.

 

"Surely you jest, master. I am unique."

 

The whole pacifist module bit---absolutely hilarious. Talk about extremes!!!

 

Etc. Etc.

 

Hammer.

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