PvP's Geekluv....

[Child of Flame]

I just can't stop laughing. For those who aren't familiar, there was a storyline in the webcomic PvP for awhile, where two of the characters made up a dating service for geeks and called it Geekluv, it was just fan-fokking-tastic, and a must read:

 

GEEKLUV 1

 

GEEKLUV 2

 

GEEKLUV 3

 

GEEKLUV 4

 

GEEKLUV 5

 

GEEKLUV 6

 

GEEKLUV 7

 

GEEKLUV 8

 

GEEKLUV 9

 

GEEKLUV 10

 

 

 

Well, some sad, lonely nerd, has made a real online dating service 'for gamers' that to me seems awfully damned similar. So much so, that I emailed the strip creator Scott Kurtz in case he hadn't already seen it. It's called MMODating. What I don't understand is why it's called this when MMO games are such a niche title.....oh well, still freaking hilarious.

[Ellester]

LOL! I love the MMODating site.

 

I loved this one.

 

 

 

CatFemale, 24, Single

Hell, New Jersey, United States

 

I am your basic bi art f@g/geek. I'm quirky, silly,dirty minded, can be deadly serious at times. I makefunny expressions. I enjoy theatre, music, art,reading, poetry, shopping, dancing (even though ican't), playing dressup, spontaenous roadtrips, nature,camping, swimming and yoga. I play tabletop, pc games,Vampire Larp and Live Action (boffer) larp.

[Darth Sirius]

Melinda, Female, 18, Single Plantsville, Connecticut, United States

 

I love to stand on my own and sometimes resist the help

of others even when I need it. I experience a wide

range of emotions. I am silly. I am playful. I am sad.

I am random. I usually think things through logically,

except occasionally when I have a burst of impulse. I

am very open minded. I am open about myself, unless

it's with my parents. With them, I tend to cower. I

like to learn. I hate to not understand. I love to

write. I try to always grow, trying to learn from every

situation. I tend to trust people easily until they get

to close, then I push away. It's rare a person gets

really close to my heart. When they do, I hold on for

dear life. I open up fairly easy and love deeply. I am

a klutz. I try to treat others as I want to be treated

though I do fail sometimes. I am only human. I am

talkative. I am forgetful. I can be shy in a big group.

I can be my own worst enemy. I occasionally live in my

own world, afraid to let people take a look, scared of

what they'll see. I'm a thinker. I tend to talk softly

on the phone. I get hyper around friends. When I don't

understand something, I ask questions. I don't make

promises that I have no intention of keeping. I tend to

laugh hysterically when I'm overtired. I love to read.

I tend to have a short attention span. I love to listen

to most kinds of music, except country and some rap. I

like when it rains. I suffocate in humid. I adore mud.

I enjoy warm nights in the summer. I love to walk.

Driving makes me nervous. Thunder makes me jumpy. I

like taking pictures. I like to learn new things. I'm a

sucker for chick flicks and pizza. I love movies in

general. I like to dance, though its normally to my own

beat. I don't like hypocrites, and I try not to be one.

I love animals. I'd rather talk on the phone than

online, more intimate. I love just standing outside

talking to people. I like animals. I like to gaze at

the stars and think about things. I enjoy talking. I

like to sing. I enjoy playing the piano, though I never

practice what my teacher gives me. I enjoy a wide range

of things and am willing to try new ones. I love

chococolate, especially chocolate cake with chocolate

frosting.

 

I enjoy talking

 

So we can see sweetheart

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Amber

Female, 18, Single  Northampton, MA, United States

I'm just going to be blunt. Below are the top worst

things about me. 1)I have a hard time sitting still.

Even now, I am getting up after every few sentences and

just running around or something. 2) I can't spell to

safe my life. 3) I get obsessed over my ex boyfriends,

do everything in my power to get them back, and then

finally give up after monthes of effort... and find

someone new days later. 4) I am sexual to a fault. So

sexual, in fact, that I would rather have sex days

after getting together with someone to just get it out

of the way. 5) I am not a kind person. I believe in

revenge. I also don't believe in physical violence...

unless the person desperatly needs their ass

kicked. 6)I never know when to shut up. I always say

something really nice, kind, and supportive... and then

stick my foot in my mouth and say something like "On

the other hand, if you don't think you look good in

that outfit, most likely someone else out there wont

either..." 7)I work back and forth in a funeral home.

I won't quit it for anyone. If the fact that I touch

dead bodies for a living grosses you out, then go away.

And if the fact that I touch dead bodies for a living

turns you on, then get the **** away from me. 8)I want

kids eventually. This subject will come up at some

point, and I have thrown away good relationships

because a guy didn't want kids in the future. Whats the

point in staying with someone who you know in the end

you wont be with... and truthfully, they probably just

were lousy in the sack. 9)I have an extreamly low

self-estem. You won't change it. Don't even try. Just

nodd your head. 10)I love horror movies, and am

facinated with the minds of people like Charles Manson,

and Ed Gein. I'm probably the only person in the world

who watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and simpathised

with Leatherface. I am also absolutely terrified of

Cannibalism, and will NEVER AGAIN watch anything to do

with Hannibal. If this doesn't bother you... then

keep reading.

 

[Child of Flame]

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Amber

Female, 18, Single  Northampton, MA, United States

I'm just going to be blunt. Below are the top worst

things about me. 1)I have a hard time sitting still.

Even now, I am getting up after every few sentences and

just running around or something. 2) I can't spell to

safe my life. 3) I get obsessed over my ex boyfriends,

do everything in my power to get them back, and then

finally give up after monthes of effort... and find

someone new days later. 4) I am sexual to a fault. So

sexual, in fact, that I would rather have sex days

after getting together with someone to just get it out

of the way. 5) I am not a kind person. I believe in

revenge. I also don't believe in physical violence...

unless the person desperatly needs their ass

kicked. 6)I never know when to shut up. I always say

something really nice, kind, and supportive... and then

stick my foot in my mouth and say something like "On

the other hand, if you don't think you look good in

that outfit, most likely someone else out there wont

either..." 7)I work back and forth in a funeral home.

I won't quit it for anyone. If the fact that I touch

dead bodies for a living grosses you out, then go away.

And if the fact that I touch dead bodies for a living

turns you on, then get the **** away from me. 8)I want

kids eventually. This subject will come up at some

point, and I have thrown away good relationships

because a guy didn't want kids in the future. Whats the

point in staying with someone who you know in the end

you wont be with... and truthfully, they probably just

were lousy in the sack. 9)I have an extreamly low

self-estem. You won't change it. Don't even try. Just

nodd your head. 10)I love horror movies, and am

facinated with the minds of people like Charles Manson,

and Ed Gein. I'm probably the only person in the world

who watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and simpathised

with Leatherface. I am also absolutely terrified of

Cannibalism, and will NEVER AGAIN watch anything to do

with Hannibal. If this doesn't bother you... then

keep reading.

 

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[Deraldin]

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Amber

Female, 18, Single  Northampton, MA, United States

I'm just going to be blunt. Below are the top worst

things about me. 1)I have a hard time sitting still.

Even now, I am getting up after every few sentences and

just running around or something. 2) I can't spell to

safe my life. 3) I get obsessed over my ex boyfriends,

do everything in my power to get them back, and then

finally give up after monthes of effort... and find

someone new days later. 4) I am sexual to a fault. So

sexual, in fact, that I would rather have sex days

after getting together with someone to just get it out

of the way. 5) I am not a kind person. I believe in

revenge. I also don't believe in physical violence...

unless the person desperatly needs their ass

kicked. 6)I never know when to shut up. I always say

something really nice, kind, and supportive... and then

stick my foot in my mouth and say something like "On

the other hand, if you don't think you look good in

that outfit, most likely someone else out there wont

either..." 7)I work back and forth in a funeral home.

I won't quit it for anyone. If the fact that I touch

dead bodies for a living grosses you out, then go away.

And if the fact that I touch dead bodies for a living

turns you on, then get the **** away from me. 8)I want

kids eventually. This subject will come up at some

point, and I have thrown away good relationships

because a guy didn't want kids in the future. Whats the

point in staying with someone who you know in the end

you wont be with... and truthfully, they probably just

were lousy in the sack. 9)I have an extreamly low

self-estem. You won't change it. Don't even try. Just

nodd your head. 10)I love horror movies, and am

facinated with the minds of people like Charles Manson,

and Ed Gein. I'm probably the only person in the world

who watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and simpathised

with Leatherface. I am also absolutely terrified of

Cannibalism, and will NEVER AGAIN watch anything to do

with Hannibal. If this doesn't bother you... then

keep reading.

 

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Number 6 was right. B)