June 28, 200421 yr This article is funny as hell, it had me laughing so hard that my vision went blurry. It's posted on Something Awful, and does have language some may find objectionable. Game PR Catch Phrases: What they really mean Quote:
June 28, 200421 yr I have my own here: Quote: "The sequel will have the same sharp rock-paper-scissors balance that made the first game so famous." Indicates: "We've had elite players testing for weeks and weeks so that one particular style of playing isn't better than the others." True Meaning: "Our programmers suck at playing the game and our publisher isn't giving us enough money to hire real testers, so this new game will have at least as broken strategies as the first one, if not more broken. Rest assured." This was aimed at Battlefield1942 and BF:Vietnam... "You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin temple." Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon
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