Laozi

When you say case of Bacardi, you don't mean the malt liquor drinks the bitches like, do you? You mean 151, right?

where do white russians figure into your equations?

In time we will show the world why the world made us

Together on the sand, as we sat hand in hand

yeah, but he said he'd till find time to use your for teh sex

When she will marry me outside with the willow trees

And play the songs we made

Where have all the cowboys gone?

The prodigal son

I live for those dainty little wrist.

You look like Pau Gasol

Through science we can find out what you'll look like after puberty

d'oh

Your bitterness makes you strong. Like you even smell strong. Like a bitter non-showering cast iron skillet.

The Hawt one?

You'd do the one with the kankles?

I'll do YOU both, wait.....

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

You did say that

Hes a woman then

Pixies' pretty pony is black

young Lionel Tannenbaum, I trust you are well

I hope you have been preparing your dainty wrist for the rigors of college life.

you know who you are.

sweetheart, bitter heart,

now i can't tell you apart.

They would do you both, too

meat shields up!!!!