In the middle of the night when everything was still, she heard clawing and gnawing, nibbling and squabbling. She could hear the wolves in the walls, plotting their wolfish plots, hatching their wolfish schemes
Interests
Tea & biscuits, cucumber sandwhiches, croquet, playing piano, cricket, going to the races, reading poetry, thinking of the queen, touching myself and minigolf.
What??? You got no friends yet?? B-but how can that be?? A man of your 'unique' sense of humor surely is a magnet for friendship... There's got to be a conspiracy staged by the US Government!
