Omelette

Pfft, that's nothing. I recall a few years ago I was playing with my butterfly knife. Flip open, flip closed, flip open, flip closed, flip op... *FLYING THROUGH THE AIR*

*blade comes down right into the crotch of my pants, misses removing me from the gene pool by millimeters*

"Oh no, I almost hit myself in the foot with a dart."

I NEARLY STERILIZED MYSELF WITH A BALISONG!