Tiny Travis

DL thanks you all. She's currently being silly and is refusing to post anywhere apart from on WoT as she wants to keep her post count at 999 because "it looks cool" and because she wants to avoid being mentally disturbed - apparently.

Here's one of my sister's old doodles to help get this thread started.

I'd happily send "J Lo" to her end, be it with sharks or otherwise.

Speaking of positions,what does DL get up to with 5 girls? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have that niggling feeling that this is my fault. I posted that lewd yet completely fabricated anecdote about my sister as revenge for the evil prank she pulled on me last week and so I guess some people got the impression that they could be equally lewd about her too. I apologised to her and have promised that she can teach my child one swear word as a way of making it up to her. I'll let that comment slide for now, but if there's any more crassness directed at her in the future I'll e-kick your ass. And to keep in the true spirit of this thread, enjoy your freedom kirottu.

I think that revealing having a picture of his sister in a slavegirl outfit would say more damaging things about him than about his sister. " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I never said I had photos. I'll say no more as I'm receiving a barrage of disgruntled text messages from the Princess herself

She doesn't seem the type to be held back by idle threats. You will have to reveal one such secret to prove you're not bluffing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There was the "Princess Leia costume and lightsaber duel" incident that she doesn't realise I know about

She hasn't stopped wielding that pen since she last stabbed me with it. You wouldn't dare stab me again though, I know too much

Hang on... I'm a rabid fangirl yet the Goddess of Love and Beauty? DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're definitely not in the mornings *waves to evil pen-wielding little sister Launchie*