Leferd Posted April 28, 2017 Posted April 28, 2017 Bruce has it right. High end gentleman's club for those with discerning taste. Really get to know the young lady -- blow her away with your compassionate SJ feminism and win her heart. This time, she really, really likes you -- no fooling -- take her to your urban loft and together take turns playing the latest BioWare romance simulator to get the mood right. 3 "Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin."P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle
Chilloutman Posted April 28, 2017 Posted April 28, 2017 you guys never disappoint me I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
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