Dear Developers

 

I know the success of this project has caught you with your pants down taken you, delightedly, by surprise. I'm sure everything over there in sunny California is smoother than George Hamilton's forehead.

 

However, inspiration sometimes abandons us all. I know, it's difficult to believe, but it's there.

 

But I have solved this for you. In, literally, half a dozen clicks of the mouse (and, by serendipity, whilst searching for pictures of Olivia Munn not-wearing-much) I have found this!

 

Get your D200 out guys. Project Eternity's critical path and side-quests are all done. Just change the word 'Orc' for something else and none of these schmucks will ever guess.

 

http://geekcentricity.com/2010/10/200-hooks-of-plotting.html

That's an absolute classic. But sadly off-topic.

But does it have tastefully done consensual romance with elves?

Dammit, wrong forum can you move it please, sweetie?

I'm the one who moved it here.

 

I think #1 is my favorite plot hook.