Alpha Protocol Quotes

[SolidMike]

"SIE broke into the medical bay, and freed Agent Thorton from his restraints. The exact circumstances of the escape are not documented, as Agent Thorton appears to have purposely downloaded all video files to his PDA and encrypted them. Remote hacking indicates he has viewed the file 134 times since leaving the Alpha Protocol facility, so the contents of the video are the subject of interest to various intelligence agencies."

 

lols... must have been lonely out on that boat. Maybe the fuel ran out in the middle of nowhere?

[zkylon]

Loved Brayko's death line. "I guess this is end credits for me" or something

[Starwars]

Mike: "I'm looking for a man... but not in that way."

[Zack Fair]

Endgame, the evacuating helicopter is shot down. Heck's reporting in:

 

Heck: Mike, good news, bad news.

Mike: What's the bad news?

Heck: That chopper was our only way out of here.

Mike: Great, and what's the good news?

Heck: I paid extra for the insurance company.

 

 

Not 100% accurate, but priceless as it is. XD

[Starwars]

If you avoid a massacre in the Taipei hotel:

 

Leland: "Still worried about civilian casualties Agent Thorton?"

Mike: "Nah, I just don't like shooting bell boys... [in a faked sad voice] They look like sad little clowns."

 

Suave Mike is the best.