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Females Drinking and Driving


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Personally, I think this craze has gone far too long. I can take not drinking while driving, (its inconvenient anyway, one little bump in the road and Ive got scothc all over my suit. I suppose you could drink it straight from the bottle, but thats so vulgar.) but now they tell me I cant even have a drink at work anymore? I mean, what is the point of having installing a minibar in my office if I cant use it? And doesnt anyone understand how boring it is to have management meetings sober? Youll get depressed for less.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.


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